Poll: Do you know how to use a broom?

[Zukhramm]

I thought I did my the asking of this question makes me question if there's some secret to using them that I am unaware of.

 

[Cowabungaa]

As a matter of fact I do. Ezio taught me all about the secret Broom-Fu:

 

[Esotera]

Yes, since I was a child. It's concerning that some people voted no..

 

[Denamic]

Yes, you sit on it or throw it like a spear.

 

[kebab4you]

I would like to know the reason why 4(so far) don't know how to use a broom,yet know how to use the internet and vote on polls o_o

 

[Wintermoot]

as in mode of transportation or as a cleaning utensil?
I can use it to clean a floor but flying it is still a bit hard for me.

 

[rs2000]

How could you NOT know how to use one?

 

[Thundero13]

...
Alright, there's something suspicious about this thread, so cough it up, why'd ya make it?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

My mother or sister tell me to sweep an area. Okay, I do so and this always happens:

"No, you did it wrong, do it again."
"No, you did it wrong, do it again."
"No, you did it wrong, do it again."
"No, you did it wrong, just let me do it."

Einstein's definition of insanity, people.

 

[chach_face]

What's a broom? I just tidy the floor with my eye-beam-sweeper

 

[Piorn]

Yes, because I was at the Bundeswehr (german army) and had to sweep hallways for 3 months before they dumped me to an office job.
Practical experience, yay.

 

[Blow_Pop]

haha so how many topics are we going to have a conversation through? And I'm a very strong woman. I just need a man who is as strong as I am as well. Or another woman.

Heh... 'a pity, then, that I am not such a man...'

But wouldn't the woman need to be strong too?

That was exactly the point. I go for girls and guys. S'ok, the guy I have a thing for isn't either....most of the time. But its nice sometimes to have a guy who can easily switch back and forth between the two.

 

[protogenxl]

Yes Both Push and Classic.

 

[Quazimofo]

As a weapon, a flying aid, or a cleaning tool?

Kinda, no, and yes, respectively.

this, except i have made some modifications to mine so that it is a much more effective weapon, yet still is able to sweep up 98% of all dirt!

 

[Jamash]

Yes, it's pretty easy to use a broom, but to sweep up efficiently and with the minimum of mess is an acquired skill.

I learnt how to sweep up properly working as a labourer and in fact, sweeping up after a day's building work and leaving the customer's house spotless after tearing down ceilings and walls was the most satisfying part of the job.

 

[LuckyClover95]

Because doesn't everybody know how to use a broom?

 

[FalloutJack]

Lay it on the ground.
Raise hand over the top.
Firmly say "UP" in a clear voice.
Mount.

You just made my day.

 

[Twilight.falls]

Are there people who don't know what a broom is? Or how to use it for that matter?

I like sweeping. I sweep for fun.