Poll: Do you leave your toilet lid open?

Iggy Rufflebar

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Radeonx said:
No.
My mom saw some 60 minutes special about how closing the seat before you flush prevents bacteria from splashing all over you or something (I really don't give a fuck whether it is true or not, so please don't try and tell me I'm wrong or something), and I was drilled into doing so as a child.
Now I close it before I flush and leave it closed when I leave the bathroom, out of pure habit.
I saw a similar documentary but they also said that having the toilet seat down doesn't make any difference because the lid isn't sealed it still gets out via the gaps in the seat and lid.

back to OP, yes I leave the lid up but I live with a house full of women so the seat is always down.
 

Hiroshi Mishima

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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
No. I was raised by my mom and sister, so I've known nothing other than keeping the lid down.
Conversely, I was raised by my mother, aunt, and grandmother and know only keeping the lid up. :p

I did go through a phase where I preferred to close the lid after using it, but the problem is that whenever I would wake up and shamble into the bathroom at 3 AM, I'd inevitably sit down and then INSTANTLY be woken up by the fact I had just sat down on the toilet lid. I can't speak for other people, but it is insanely uncomfortable to sit on a toilet lid with your pants down.

Now, although I'm a guy, I _never_ leave the seat up, and that's very simply cause I only ever use the toilet sitting down. I've never understood why guys feel the need to piss all over the toilet like that and only force myself if I have to go desperately and the public restroom has but one skuzzy toilet that I ain't getting my bare flesh anywhere near.


..so yeah, lid up. I also have a cat who fusses if he can't drink out of the toilet, so there's another reason. However, in that regard I WILL leave it closed if I think I need to clean it and don't want him drinking out of toilet for a while until I do.
 

MammothBlade

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Nope, I close it, because flushing with the lid open distributes germs into the air and I don't want the cat getting her paws on the toilet seat.
 

CODE-D

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A closed toilet lid is like "the box" in the movie seven, I dont wanna open it.
 

MammothBlade

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CODE-D said:
A closed toilet lid is like "the box" in the movie seven, I dont wanna open it.
At least shutting it will protect you from whatever's lurking inside. Would you sleep next to an open toilet?
 

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Octogunspunk said:
CODE-D said:
A closed toilet lid is like "the box" in the movie seven, I dont wanna open it.
At least shutting it will protect you from whatever's lurking inside. Would you sleep next to an open toilet?
I wouldnt even if it wasnt, I have a bedroom.
I also wouldnt sleep in the kitchen or in a box with a fox.
 

MammothBlade

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CODE-D said:
Octogunspunk said:
CODE-D said:
A closed toilet lid is like "the box" in the movie seven, I dont wanna open it.
At least shutting it will protect you from whatever's lurking inside. Would you sleep next to an open toilet?
I wouldnt even if it wasnt, I have a bedroom.
I also wouldnt sleep in the kitchen or in a box with a fox.
What about an ensuite bedroom? All it takes is for the lid to be open, then the tentacle monster will have no problem breaking down the door...
 

mjc0961

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Lid stays open. There's just about no reason to ever close it, as it will just inconvenience whoever uses it next by forcing them to open it.

Also, the number of people who didn't read the thread title is astounding. Nobody asked about the seat, the question was about the lid. >_<

Vampire cat said:
Always close it, do not want to see mine or anyone elses business floating around...
That's what flushing is for. You do your business, you flush, nothing is floating around. Do people really not grasp this simple concept? :|
 

baconsarnie

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Always open, because when you are busting for a piss you don't want to have to wrestle a fly open and mess around with the lid.
 

manaman

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thiosk said:
I wish i could develop the habit to flush with the lid down. I have not developed the habit.
I did, and I'm not sure where it came from. I spent close to three months without seeing a proper toilet, and when I did I just started throwing the lid back down before I flushed.
 

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Hiroshi Mishima said:
...I've never understood why guys feel the need to piss all over the toilet like that and only force myself if I have to go desperately and the public restroom has but one skuzzy toilet that I ain't getting my bare flesh anywhere near...
Someday son, you will stand on the precipice, looking down upon a mighty drop. You might spy a tree or an animal somewhere down there at the bottom of the mighty cliff.

On that day you will finally feel this primal urge to stand up tall and piss all over something. On that day you will climb to the highest stable point you can find overlooking that cliff, you will stand tall, and feel that glorious sensation that can only be felt by a man pissing off a cliff.
 

MissGinaKid

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I try to keep my lid down so my cats don't get into the toilet but I forget about it sometimes.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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That shit (badumtish) is always down. Ever since my mom knocked a tube of toothpaste down one of the toilets and clogged it for two days, no one leaves it up anymore.
 

SilentCom

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I leave it closed because I don't like having it open unless I'm about to use it. Also, I don't like it when it splashes out so I usually close it after taking a piss and before flushing.
 

Nooh

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First: Bacteria sprays up when flushing, having the toilet lid closed prevents them from spreading all over your bathroom, not that it actually poses a serious, deadly risk, but anyway.

Second: I have this mortal fear of dropping things inside the toilet bowl, so I always close it for good measure.
 

lobster1077

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I have those magic effervescent cleaning tablets in my toilet that disinfect it to a fantastic level of viable sanitation. So no I leave it open.
 

Vampire cat

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mjc0961 said:
Vampire cat said:
Always close it, do not want to see mine or anyone elses business floating around...
That's what flushing is for. You do your business, you flush, nothing is floating around. Do people really not grasp this simple concept? :|
TestECull said:
Vampire cat said:
Always close it, do not want to see mine or anyone elses business floating around... Also, for people leaving the seat open after peeing standing: It's not cause we are too lazy to close it ourselves. It's cause we do not want to see the lovely splashes you leave on the rim...
The hell? You don't flush right after you're done?
Jeezus, who the hel doesn't flush? Even if my sentence was poorly formulated, is it not safe to assume I do flush like everyone else? Guh... Do you sit on the toilet while flushing? Do you not get up, then flush? I close the lid so I do not have to witness any more than necessary to dispose of my compost...

It's worth mentioning I also always close it because my cat likes getting into it if it's not, and I'd like to avoid having to deal with a cat drenched in toilet water on a daily basis.