It's yummy and makes you grow big and strong! Like steroids if it were put into ice cream and beef stew.
Poll: Do you like milk?
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On its own, not really. When combined with chocolate on the other hand, oh hells yeah!
Also, milk is why we have cheese, ice cream, and milkshakes.
Also, milk is why we have cheese, ice cream, and milkshakes.
alright children gather around. i will now tell you a story involving a young boy and some milk.SirBryghtside said:
there once was this boy richard who lived with his parents in a big house up high in the mountains of austria.
it was a cold night, fecking dad! richard thought. it was so cold because dad probably forgot to pay the gas bills.
he couldn't be mad at his dad though,he wasn't home nor was his mother. they were on a business trip to some place, richard didn't care. all he thought about was having the house to himself for the whole weekend.
or so he thought.
when richard decided to go to bed early because it was so cold,he heard a sudden plash.
neh probably just some rainwater sliding down the roof.
when he was lying in his bed the lights started flickering,really random.
oh no!richard though.the water must have got to the wiring. he quickly descended down the stairs only to stand in a puddle. water? richard said silently. it smelled different though. a little sour.
no time to waste richard thought and quickly resumed his way to the wiring of the house.
more water! everywhere in the house was this water that was stinking so badly. then suddenly he heard something...in the kitchen. herushed to the kitchen only to find dozens of milk cartons destroyed upon the floor. he knew this because of the light that shined trough the big ceiling window.
it was milk.everywhere in the house!? how can that be?
then he heard something moving.WHO'S THERE! richard shouted. he then saw a shadow wrapped inside the corner it wasn't a shadow he had seen before.
it seemed shiny almost fluid. like......milk!
the shadow creeped towards him slowly and when he got really close. richard saw what it was.
paralysed by fear richard stood in the moonlight shining thru the ceiling window.
and before him a golem like creature...made from milk.
to be continued.(maybe)
how's that.
just came up with that.
I FUCKING LOVE MILK
My parents get pissed when I return from school because I go thru at least one gallon every two days. I can't keep out of it.
NOTHING IS MORE SATISFYING THAN A COLD GLASS OF MILK
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My parents get pissed when I return from school because I go thru at least one gallon every two days. I can't keep out of it.
NOTHING IS MORE SATISFYING THAN A COLD GLASS OF MILK
[HEADING=1]MILK RULES[/HEADING]
Yes. I was was given fat-free milk all my youth, so I jump at the chance to drink the fattier stuff now.
What kind of milk? I'm not going to suckle on a cat's teat because you weren't specific enough.Chaos Bringer said:
There's a french saying: Jamais sans mon lait.
Never without my milk. In other words: I'm not going to live my day without at least one drop of milk.
Never without my milk. In other words: I'm not going to live my day without at least one drop of milk.
I'm Lactose-intolerant. I can only drink a little milk otherwise... let's not go there.
It's pretty good, but for some reason it seems to leave an aftertaste that goes sour.
It's pretty good, but for some reason it seems to leave an aftertaste that goes sour.