I tend not to say much because my wife is usually sitting right next to me and makes fun of me for it, but I've been playing Dead Rising the last couple of days and she's been my audience for the following:
"I don't care, Otis."
"God damn it, Otis, what now?"
"What, Otis? What? WHAT?"
"ARRRRRGH OTIS WHAT IN THE FUCKING NAME OF THE SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF GETTING MY GODDAMNED SPLEEN CHEWED OUT BY FIFTY ZOMBIES SO NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE STUPID ***** IN THE JEWELRY STORE."
"I don't care, Otis."
"God damn it, Otis, what now?"
"What, Otis? What? WHAT?"
"ARRRRRGH OTIS WHAT IN THE FUCKING NAME OF THE SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF GETTING MY GODDAMNED SPLEEN CHEWED OUT BY FIFTY ZOMBIES SO NO I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE STUPID ***** IN THE JEWELRY STORE."