Poll: Do you sit or stand?

[EOD Tech]

Who the eff would stand up to wipe? You're essentially crop-dusting tiny little particles of poo onto everything...the seat, the surroundings, your pants and underpants, your boots...it's disgusting. If you stay sitting all that microscopic poop just continues to fall right in the toilet. Not to mention standing with your pants around your ankles for minutes on end would get uncomfortable. Better to stay sitting until you're clean.

I can't believe some of you stand up. What a bunch of filthy jerks. You can forget shaking my hand from now on.

 

[xdom125x]

I raise myself up a little , but don't completely stand. More of a combination of the two.

I do the same. Stand just high enough to get the hand back there.

 

[Timedraven 117]

i thought this poll was to see if someone would rather sit or stand i mean sit in a chair or stand

 

[OakTaooper]

Eh, I've never really bothered to notice whether I sit or stand...wow. I am ignorant of my own wiping habits!

It should also be asked whether you Bunch or Fold. By qualifying these 2 habits you basically figure out your Bathroom class and race.

I am a Standing Folder.

I am an "Unknown" Folder.

 

[rileyrulesu]

Woah, people sit and wipe? How does that work, do they reach through the hole behind them, or what???

 

[51gunner]

I'm loving how all the confusion in here mirrors my own. People stand, then wipe?

 

[PayneTrayne]

Lean forward fold. Although, the Washington from the article sounds like a good time.

 

[Zaik]

I used to always stand when I was little. Then my dad walked in on me standing and wiping one day and wtf it would have been better if he'd just walked in on me masturbating.

He made a huge fuss about it like I had never cleaned myself properly once my entire life or something.

Prior to that moment I wasn't even aware sitting was an option, much less how to do it.

Generally speaking I still stand, occasionally I will do it sitting down still though.

 

[ace_of_something]

I'm a very tall person.

That is all the answer you'll get out of me.

 

[ekkaman]

Wiping while sitting is for women and fat men who tire easily. I stand and let my junk hang while I clean up. That is what nature intended and how people used to do it before indoor plumbing

Nuff said.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

I stood when I was SUPER little, and then I was like "the fuck is this it doesn't even work"

Sitting is FAR superior.

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

As yahtzee so perfectly put it:

People want to play games the same way they want to read books or watch tv... slouched across a couch with a bag of chips.

You can tell where I play games because my ass has destroyed that part of my couch.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

..HOW do you sit??

No wait, don't answer that, please.

Exactly. I don't get how you can do that. It's not like there's any room for your arm. It seems unnecessarily awkward, and you run the risk of touching the... product.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

this truly boggles my mind...

you must have some weird butts, no offense, i can't get a good wipe if i'm standing up, if i'm gonna get a nice solid wipe from my nuts to my ass crack, then i need to be sitting down, otherwise it becomes a near phobia not knowing if i wiped correctly or not...

when your sitting down, your ass spreads out therefore making it more accessible to your booty hole, therefore making it easier to wipe, correct?

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

What the fuck.

People stand to wipe?
I didn't even consider that option. Whaaaat.

edit: Well, I am a chick, and that might contribute to why I choose to sit... but still. Standing? That's SO WEIRD.

 

[Uszi]

Wow, I didn't even know you could sit and whipe.
I thought everyone stood up.

Besides if you wipe while you sit, you never get to admire your handiwork.

 

[HerrBobo]

I'm shocked that people sit and wipe!!! Never even thought of that!

 

[Reallink]

These are pretty much on par? Wow, I never would have guessed that

 

[Plurralbles]

I actually debate which one I want to do... Usually it's sit.

 

[Zinaxos]

It has never once occurred to me to stand and wipe my ass. I have always sat and wiped but for the sake of science, i'll give the "Stand Wipe" a try later... That Del Taco should be kicking in pretty soon.