Poll: Do you sit or stand?

[Feralcentaur]

Holy shit, people sit and wipe? I didn't even know that was possible!

Well you sort of have to lean to the left or the right and put your weight on one side and have your arm reach under the side you're not leaning on and...(message discontinued) I honestly didn't know until today that it was so common to stand.

 

[Goro]

If I'm sitting I can't reach. How on earth do the mechanics of sitting work? Next you'll telling me people fold their toilet paper!

 

[Zanaxal]

PPL find this weird. In lots of places in asia the toilet is just a hole in the ground that one squats over. Now thats basic.

But i guess ppl here would find it awkward to take a shit in the wild un-aided, modern lolsociety..

 

[Devil's Due]

Holy crap, people stand and wipe?

What are you people?!

Seriously, people STAND while they do that? I don't even want to imagine that, honestly. Just giving the whole world a great view, aren't they?

 

[MaVeN1337]

Holy crap, people stand and wipe?

What are you people?!

That's what I was thinking, You can't even get a good wipe in that way!

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I raise myself up a little , but don't completely stand. More of a combination of the two.

I do the same. Stand just high enough to get the hand back there.

Oh good, I thought I was alone. XD

 

[Sgt.Weirdo]

How do you properly wipe thuroughly between ur crack when standing?

 

[Ensiferum]

This is amazing! for all of the 24 years of my life I thought standing was the only way. Talk about an "eye opener."

 

[Tiger Sora]

That is far more interesting than it should be!

I'm a sitter/leaner. This topic made me laugh so frigging much. I knew you could stand and I've done it but sitting is so much better and I usually read....... lmao still laughing from all this.

 

[thelonewolf266]

asspidextrous is my new favourite word.

 

[Stammer]

I just lean forward. I have a large enough toilet seat. It's never even occurred to me that one could wipe while standing.

 

[DeadEy3]

"I shall stand. Sitting is for the weak and feeble!" - Torrid
Venture Bros.

 

[mjc0961]

Stand. How can I get to my crack if I'm still sitting? The back of the toilet and the toilet seat are in the way.

EDIT: I also submit that all those people in that article the TC linked claiming they get a better clean sitting down are just lazy wipers to begin with. I've never had any problems getting it all when standing to wipe.

 

[rancher of monsters]

Wiping while sitting is for women and fat men who tire easily. I stand and let my junk hang while I clean up. That is what nature intended and how people used to do it before indoor plumbing

Stereotype broken, I'm a fat man who tires easily and I've always stood to wipe. You should squat a bit to wipe properly though.Also I'm afraid my hand will get wet or tough the poop.

 

[General BrEeZy]

i stand.
im kinda a stand-up guy (ha) and i'd rather very slowly burn muscle in my legs over time than let my butt fall asleep.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Lean forward fold. Although, the Washington from the article sounds like a good time.

I was going to try it next time the deuce needed dropping.

 

[mjc0961]

As yahtzee so perfectly put it:

People want to play games the same way they want to read books or watch tv... slouched across a couch with a bag of chips.

You can tell where I play games because my ass has destroyed that part of my couch.

So you either just don't bother going to the bathroom and shit on your couch, or you didn't read the OP before posting.

For the sake of anyone else who might have to sit on that couch, I really hope it's the latter.

 

[rancher of monsters]

I felt I had to post this man's greatness from the link.

I normally didn't like standing when wiping until I figured out the perfect compromise - putting one foot on the seat whilst wiping. I call it "The Washington", because when I put my right foot on the seat I feel like I'm George Washington crossing the Delaware to sneak attack the Hessian troops...which is yet another way to associate shit with the German populace.

 

[EllEzDee]

An old man can sit. A chump can sit. A coward can sit. Anything can sit. You and i been sitting long enough, it's time today for us to start doing some standing!

 

[Firetaffer]

Woah people stand and wipe? How does that work, what is poop drips down, and how do you clean with your butt sort of... covering the poop.