Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[Hectix777]

Yes, and i hate them for it. Why? Cause all we have in the US are horses and mountain lions, i can't ride those without getting mauled, trampled, or severely beaten up by the crazy sumbitches at PETA. I want to feel like a joey and ride in the kangaroo momma's pouch and just feel safe and warm everywhere i go. lucky aussie types

 

[Jei-chan]

so they don't punch you in the face and break all your bones?

 

[joshuaayt]

We don't? Boy, do I feel embarrassed. Next you'll tell me we don't live in mud houses, and have ready access to *electricity*. What nonsense is this?

I also envy that girl, because she doesn't seem to have to wear a reasonable uniform to school. Or take a bag, oddly. That theoretical girl must have the coolest life.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Of course they do, just like us Brits who ride pigeons and our Welsh friends who ride sheep...wait no! Not like that!!!

 

[Paulie92]

Pretty sure Australians ride Kangaroos

Their guns also fire boomerangs as opposed to bullets

That would make for a pretty shitty weapon. "Bang! Got y- Oh god, it's coming back!"

then you catch the bullet-erang and shoot it again, it's all in the wrist.

 

[Denomoses]

its funny that kangaroos only ever venture as close to the city as over an hours drive away. I live in perth btw.

 

[Aetera]

I was always under the impression that you guys rode around on those giant, Shelob-sized spiders of yours.

 

[deadguy]

We don't even have planes here, we just get flown around by a bunch of kookaburras.
And make any jokes about Australia that you want, but our Kangaroo-mounted infantry saved your ass in WWII

 

[CouchCommando]

No and I don't think anyone believes that, its like the drop bear thing, only person laughing at the poor joke is the drunk wally acting it. *Cringe* remembering dick wit mates making asses of themselves to tourists.

 

[Wade-DeadPool]

Maybe you do it when your drunk, like others push cowes over... Damn it would be cool to ride a kangaroo...

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

How else would you get your mail.......

 

[Laser Priest]

Yep.

I was at Australia once. Nobody has a car there. Just Kangaroos.

 

[steeple]

holy shit... really?

I mean, I wouldnt even believe it if I were to see it in my own eyes...

now that I think about it, riding kangaroos would be totally awesome... think of the wild west, but instead of horses, kangaroos!

the possibilities are endless!

 

[Macgyvercas]

I was under the impression that the only person badass enough to ride a kangaroo is Saxton Hale.

See here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/namegame/8769-Name-Game-The-Important-Australians]

 

[blankedboy]

I ride kangaroos and I'm in New Zealand.

That's how awesome I am.

 

[Gaiseric]

No, but I'd respect you more if you did.

 

[darth.pixie]

Of course not.

I believe they have impromptu boxing matches though...

 

[legion431]

I was under the impression that the only person badass enough to ride a kangaroo is Saxton Hale.

See here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/namegame/8769-Name-Game-The-Important-Australians]

Him and Steve Irwin are the definition of Australian manliness. RIP Steve.

 

[Adecristo]

Since we ride polar bears in Poland, probably they do ride their Kangaroos.

...just kidding, of course. But it would be awesome nonetheless.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Yes they do, they need them to counter the legendary New Zealand Sheep Cavalry. It's the same as Americans riding overweight eagles.