Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[Magnus Darkly]

Yes, we ride our fabled gargantuan kangaroos or 'Red Boomers' into the glorious summit of war against the tyrany of uptight politicians such as 'Mecha-Howard' and Michael Atkinson.
All whilst whistling or singing the national anthem and brandishing our Vegemite stained swords.
"Blood for honour....mate"

 

[jackpipsam]

I thank the person who made this poll, I had never heard of Algeria before, now I do.

 

[Oassis]

Being an Australian myself, I would like to say this offends me!
...
Because I ride a GOD DAMN KOALA EVERYWHERE!

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

No we don't, we have boxing matches with them. Whats with all these people getting confused, We Box kangaroos and we ride dingos, that is the Australian way.

 

[Jnat]

Of course they do, I know because I live on the other side of the world and have seen it in AMERICAN(!) movies, so it's true alright.

 

[silver wolf009]

Only the really badass ones.

Who else could tame the might kangaroo?

Well of course, [HEADING=1] CHUCK NORRIS!![/HEADING]

 

[ajemas]

On my first visit to Australia I rented a really crappy kangaroo, trying to save money. It barely even had a proper pouch to put my laptop in! Since I was already on vacation, I decided to splurge and rent a really good one for a couple of days. It was able to jump so incredibly high, and I won a ton of races in an underground kangaroo drag racing circuit. Man, I'm never going back to normal methods of transportation again.

 

[Luke5515]

No that's ridiculous.
Only the really famous and rich can afford to own kangaroos.

 

[El Poncho]

Of course they do, why would they ignore perfectly good transportation right in front of them?

 

[Nobby]

Of course we do, and we also love Fosters and drink it by the bucket because if we're sober the terror of the drop bears and the 9 most deadly snakes in the world would paralyse us in fear. Fortunately while drunk we all have the skills of Croc Dundee and Steve Irwin put together.

 

[Canid117]

Of course! Though I'm not stupid enough to believe that you all drink Fosters.

 

[TheRealCJ]

Um, I live in Melbourne.

We ride them EVERYWHERE. It's insane...sometimes when you crash into another kangaroo you have to let them box it out because they're so pissed at each other. The city is even worse.

Amen brother.

You should try living in Brisbane.

Our Kangaroo hitching spots in the city are woefully inadequate. You sometimes see three, four 'roos stacked up on a single hitch. It's disgusting.

 

[TheRealCJ]

Of course we do, and we also love Fosters and drink it by the bucket because if we're sober the terror of the drop bears and the 9 most deadly snakes in the world would paralyse us in fear. Fortunately while drunk we all have the skills of Croc Dundee and Steve Irwin put together.

Roos? Fine. Drop bears? Sure. Deadly Snakes? Of course.

But if you ever, ever[/i] insinuate that Australians drink Fosters again, I'll have to make you drink it. See how you like it.

 

[zehydra]

Of course they do! Anyone who disagrees is a _______

lulz

 

[Exile714]

If someone, somewhere, were to EVER ride a kangaroo, the odds are that that person would be Australian.

 

[TheRealCJ]

How else would you get your mail.......

Sugar Glider.

They're like adorable homing pigeons.

 

[Snotnarok]

Aussies ride kangaroos, it's a fact like all Germans hate jews, all Americans are huge overweight slobs, Irish people are drunk and French people are cowards. Also Martians are evil.

Weren't these facts? Amirite or wut?

OT: No I don't believe like that said.

 

[snave]

Their guns also fire boomerangs as opposed to bullets

That would make for a pretty shitty weapon. "Bang! Got y- Oh god, it's coming back!"

Offensive boomerangs are not weighted to return even if they are not aimed at a target.

As for the roos, of course. Not in the big cities naturally, but in the rural areas like the red centre small towns and farmsteads, yeah, everyone rides one. Seriously!

 

[Squilookle]

Pretty sure Australians ride Kangaroos

Their guns also fire boomerangs as opposed to bullets

You would-not-believe how much ammo we save in this way- though the number of incidences of friendly fire are best not thought about...

 

[SilverUchiha]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

I thought they rode elk. Chinese ride bears (pandas that is). But, yeah. It makes sense to ride a Kangaroo. I certainly would.