Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[Capcom4ever]

Kangaroos are just Australia's camels. They use them to travel across the deserts to deliver the cattle to market. Duh.

 

[Hashime]

I don't but riding a kangaroo would look totally awesome. I don't see why you are complaining.

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

Well, yeah. I thought that WAS how they got around?

You mean... you mean they DON'T!?

Every thing i know is wrong then...

 

[The Long Road]

Aussies ride kangaroos, it's a fact like all Germans hate jews, all Americans are huge overweight slobs, Irish people are drunk and French people are cowards. Also Martians are evil.

Weren't these facts? Amirite or wut?

OT: No I don't believe like that said.

You're kind of undermining your point about stereotypes not being true when you bring up the French there...

OT: Why would anyone vote no? There's pictoral evidence right there in the first post! You might as well be asking "do your eyes function properly?" or "have you ever heard of Photoshop?". Duh!

 

[bootz]

I like to ride turkeys to work it saves on gas

 

[DarkShadow144]

No, but if they did they could rule the world. I'm Sure of it.

 

[Baldry]

I'd like to think so, just out of the blue someone goes "Hey Steve, wanna ride a kangaroo" "Boy do I!" And they go on a wonderful adventure and save the world.

 

[Agayek]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

You lie! Canadians ride beavers!

 

[Baron Von Evil Satan]

Well of course they do. Silly Australians, trying to trick the rest of us into thinking that you DON'T ride kangaroos.

 

[Tsaba]

Aussies ride kangaroos?! That's just like how ALL PEOPLE FROM ALASKA ride dog sleds to get everywhere! (yes someone actually believed this btw)

 

[SpecklePattern]

as an australian i would just like to say... i can't believe you actually have to ask this question.

I can't believe that you are trying to hide this obvious fact.

Of course we do.

See? It's not a secret anymore on this intellectual age of the internet.

 

[loc978]

Where's the "I... I always hoped..." option?

 

[JBGigas]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

Bear Cavalry.

Oh my god...

I know, it's BADASS!!!

 

[Temah]

Of course they do, just like us Brits who ride pigeons and our Welsh friends who ride sheep...wait no! Not like that!!!

=D You just made my day.

 

[Lukeje]

No; they don't ride kangaroos. They ride wallabies. It's fine; lots of people make that mistake.

 

[Danpascooch]

Wait, what Aussie would complain about that?

That's AWESOME, if people think that, you should be happy

That's like having a prejudice based stereotype that people think you can shoot lightning out of your hands or kill people with your mind through pure awesome in energy form. It's a good thing.

 

[Danpascooch]

I'm just going to say this now....

no
no

no...

no no no no no....

I mean, it's like the joke that was running around..
"Hey, in Australia, do you ride kangaroos?
In America, do you ride fat people...?"

the answer is no... plain, and simple...
and to those offended... cbf to care

Excuse me, that's incredibly rude to fat person jockeys such as myself. I trained for years to ride fat people around at breakneck 2mph speeds, and I demand an apology!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well of course Australians ride Kangaroos. How else would they get around to their barbies?

Easy question is easy.

 

[joebthegreat]

Majority rule...

Even if Aussies didn't ride kangaroos before this poll, now that the results are in, all Aussies from this day forth are required to ride kangaroos as transportation!

 

[oldskoolandi]

I thought they rode drop-bears