Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[rokkolpo]

They better, someone ought to.

They are just....RIGHT THERE!

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

I'd do it.Shouldn't be a question of whether Australians ride kangaroos as if it is common.If the thing can support my weight and I have a carrot on a stick,hell yes I would ride a kangaroo.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Well, I'm not so sure about that since I doubt a Kangaroo would be able to support a full grown man but in Canadians daily journey from our log houses to the forests (since 90% of us are Lumberjacks and Maple syrup harvesters)) we ride on Moose back.

 

[moose_man]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

MountIES. And we ride moose, you racist motherf*cker.

 

[EllEzDee]

They ride roos, carry knives a little bigger than swords and have a high infant mortality rate due to the danger of dingos.

 

[Risingblade]

That would be awesome

 

[TimeLord]

Yes....

Of course not!

 

[Nocturnal Gentleman]

Excuse me, that's incredibly rude to fat person jockeys such as myself. I trained for years to ride fat people around at breakneck 2mph speeds, and I demand an apology!

What? Only two mph? You need to get him a better scooter.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

Polar bears,excuse me!

No you fools! Everyone in the provinces rides Moose, only the Inuit in the Northern territories ride Polar Bears on their way from their igloo and to their ice fishing spot! Bloody foreigners, they think all of Canadians are the same! QQ

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Ahahahahahaha! Nice joking mate!

Oh wait... you actually think that there is a chance that we do?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm an Aussie Dont worry

Oh, thats good. Just don't want anyone to think that we would.

I dunno, I'd be proud of my counter if people thought that we rode kangaroos

 

[Feralcentaur]

Yes of course they do!
Just as Canadian Mounters ride bears!

You lie! Canadians ride beavers!

No, no NO! We use the Beavers as assistants in chopping down trees and in return we allow them to build dams in our rivers!

 

[-Samurai-]

Well yeah. Then every year they get a new one, and eat the old one. That's how its always worked.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I don't see why not.. If I were in Australia, I'd ride a kangaroo...

 

[Deathlord665]

of course we do, we are just that awesome

 

[Danpascooch]

Excuse me, that's incredibly rude to fat person jockeys such as myself. I trained for years to ride fat people around at breakneck 2mph speeds, and I demand an apology!

What? Only two mph? You need to get him a better scooter.

I'm a purist, if he's on a scooter, aren't you really still just riding a scooter? No, I make those fuckers WALK. Although I'm not against moving walkways and escalators when I'm riding one, can't have them exerting themselves too much and losing weight.

 

[Lilani]

Ha, no. that would be stupid.

Now an emu--THAT would be a proper mount for an Aussie.

 

[NinjaTigerXIII]

No thats a sterotype. They ride dingos duh.

 

[godfist88]

They used to have prisoners fight kangaroos as punishment i can tell you that much.

 

[Twilight_guy]

No. Obviously you can't ride wild animals. If you had a trained roo and for some reason thought it would be a comfortable ride, maybe.

Common Stereotypes? Like how Americans are fat and lazy, The french are surrender monkeys, the British have bad teeth and bad comedy, Africa is full of wild untouched by modern society natives, or that Romanians are all thieves and gypsies?

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

Well I know for a fact that my fellow Canadians and I ride polar bears, so why wouldn't Aussies ride kangaroos?