Poll: Do you think L4D's witch is hot?

[ghostshoot]

quite possibly but then again im usually to busy trying to stop her from pulling my limbs off

[http://photobucket.com/images/lfd%20witch]

ya.....any one else think she looks like a daranie from WOW? or is it just me.

 

[camokkid]

You are indescribably fucked up if you think she is.

Seriously.
The only thing more terrifying than this question is the thought that the people who say "yes" are being serious, a thought I dare not contemplate for too long.

I think the only way that makes the Witch seem hot to us internet guys is if she's making out with Zoey (and she has to be chibi style, or whatever that is)

and I see you changed you avatar.

[b/]AGAIN[/b]

 

[CargoHold]

You are indescribably fucked up if you think she is.

Seriously.
The only thing more terrifying than this question is the thought that the people who say "yes" are being serious, a thought I dare not contemplate for too long.

Seconded. Seriously... what?

 

[CloakedOne]

she's kind of attractive in a scary sort of way.

 

[ghostshoot]

I think the only way that makes her seem hot to us internet guys is if she's making out with zoey (and she has to be chibi style, or whatever that is)

She is a corpse!
An ambulatory, murderous corpse!
Only one part of that is hot, and it's not the corpsey part, lemme tell ya.

Seconded. Seriously... what?

Holy shit, you're alive.
Long time, no see.

She is cute in chibbie though like a kinda of evil puppy. making out with a collage girl. wait......did i get onto a porn site again

 

[camokkid]

I think the only way that makes her seem hot to us internet guys is if she's making out with zoey (and she has to be chibi style, or whatever that is)

She is a corpse!
An ambulatory, murderous corpse!
Only one part of that is hot, and it's not the corpsey part, lemme tell ya.

well, almost anything will look cute when it is chibi style

[s/]except for your mom[/s]

NO, STOP CAMOKKID!

 

[ShockValue]

No, not at all.

 

[ghostshoot]

SPY SAPPING MY WITCH! (i had to make that pun or else no one would)

 

[Shintsu2]

...Huh? I can at least see where people come from with some of this stuff like "Do you think X character is good looking?" when they're in some normal game - but not like a zombie witch thing...this is the only thing I think of when people talk about the Witch from L4D:

Spoiler

And all I have to say about that is gross.

 

[ghostshoot]

Ohhhhhhh god. She is gonna need a med pack after that.

Oh don't worry. I whip out the fire axe and auto shotty half way through... >.>

buncha necrophiliacs in this thread.

How so? The creatures in L4D are infected. So still technically alive. And as long as it is warm that is a good enough legal loop hole for me!


Anyway off topic. I would like to know why others find her attractive. For me it really is mainly the crying thing. I once hit on a girl at work just because I saw her crying once.

i dont find her hot only cute in the anime/chibbi styles. wonder what she looked like alive?

 

[camokkid]

SPY SAPPING MY WITCH! (i had to make that pun or else no one would)

holy shit, I was just thinking about using something like that to reply to this:

buncha necrophiliacs in this thread.

seriously, you all SUCK. ...bonk!

I was going to say something like "TRIFFID SAPPIN' GHOSTSHOOT'S THREAD!"

 

[ghostshoot]

so far i guess its no. dead people have fellings TWO! why do you think she cries! cause of mean people like you.

 

[CargoHold]

I think the only way that makes her seem hot to us internet guys is if she's making out with zoey (and she has to be chibi style, or whatever that is)

She is a corpse!
An ambulatory, murderous corpse!
Only one part of that is hot, and it's not the corpsey part, lemme tell ya.

Seconded. Seriously... what?

Holy shit, you're alive.
Long time, no see.

Alive, but dead and hollow inside... I mean, it's good to see you too. What am I saying, I've seen you around, I just prefer to leave your witticisms untarnished by my posts.

OT- she isn't teeechnically a corpse, just a person infected with the L4D of the Rage virus. But it's more fun to assume that the L4D zombies are undead. And another thing- does the witch just get around a lot, or does she just have a bunch of clothing-co ordinated identical twins?

 

[camokkid]

Ohhhhhhh god. She is gonna need a med pack after that.

Oh don't worry. I whip out the fire axe and auto shotty half way through... >.>

buncha necrophiliacs in this thread.

How so? The creatures in L4D are infected, not actual zombies. So still technically alive. And as long as it is warm that is a good enough legal loop hole for me!

keep tellin' yourself that, corpsefucker

I misread that at first, thinking that you said "corksucker"

cookie for reference

 

[ghostshoot]

Hmmmmm twins! double hot! XP

 

[true story]

i wuold do things to her. nasty illegal things. hehehehehehe