Poll: Do you think you could get away with the perfect crime?

[SharPhoe]

Also, your avatar is forgetting someone.

Right, how silly of me. I'll get on that immediately.

 

[daribian]

i think the perfect crime has to have everything removed from the scene of the crime for example if you murder someone i will want a knife made out of ice so that it can melt and no evidence would be left.

 

[Lukeje]

Also, your avatar is forgetting someone.

Aww... it's nice to know you think that I'm perfect Max.[/narcissism]

...and there's no such thing as a 'perfect murder' in the same way that it is impossible for us as humans to do anything perfectly.

 

[Nmil-ek]

If metal gear has taught me anything its that a cardboard box solves all problems or a steel barrel if you have to make do.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

*Laughs*

*Laughs*

*Continues laughing*

...

No.

 

[chickenlord]

Well, I finished "Crime and Punishment" a while ago, and was gonna post this but I forgot

Do you think you could get away with the perfect crime?

Assuming you've had time to plan it all out

Ohh and please refrain from creepy comments on how you would do it, just give a breif discription

Sorry I forgot to add a poll.

You know by saying that a lot of ppl are going to give you creepy comments and discribe how they would/will do a perfect crime!

 

[ArcadianTrance]

I could get away with the perfect crime, but that's all I can say without incrimminating myself...
XD

 

[ExaltedK9]

Also, your avatar is forgetting someone.

Right, how silly of me. I'll get on that immediately.

Nah, you can leave it. "Nobody's perfect...except Max," just isn't as pithy.

Also, your avatar is forgetting someone.

Aww... it's nice to know you think that I'm perfect Max.[/narcissism]

...and there's no such thing as a 'perfect murder' in the same way that it is impossible for us as humans to do anything perfectly.

No...no...I definitely didn't mean you.

Anyway, Jack The Ripper committed perfect murders. In that he was never caught.
So does Dexter (on a fictional note.)

Actually I'm plotting the perfect murder as we speak.

 

[duchaked]

it would be...difficult to say the least

 

[Lukeje]

Also, your avatar is forgetting someone.

Right, how silly of me. I'll get on that immediately.

Nah, you can leave it. "Nobody's perfect...except Max," just isn't as pithy.

The man speaks the truth; "Nobody's perfect...except Luke" just rolls off the tongue better. Don't you agree?

 

[SharPhoe]

Also, your avatar is forgetting someone.

Right, how silly of me. I'll get on that immediately.

Nah, you can leave it. "Nobody's perfect...except Max," just isn't as pithy.

Awww, you go and say that after I finished it. [http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f207/SharinganPhoenix/Mine/ID5-m-1.gif]

 

[ExaltedK9]

Actually I'm plotting the perfect murder as we speak.

Good man!
...If you kill me, I will beat up on god until he lets me haunt you.

Wait, I can't.
It's times like this I wish I believed in god...

The man speaks the truth; "Nobody's perfect...except Luke" just rolls off the tongue better. Don't you agree?

I think I am going to bring harm upon you now.

Awww, you go and say that after I finished it. [http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f207/SharinganPhoenix/Mine/ID5-m-1.gif]

My god.
That is so incredibly awesome.

If I can't get outta this padded room, I'm pretty sure YOU can't get in...

 

[Lukeje]

The man speaks the truth; "Nobody's perfect...except Luke" just rolls off the tongue better. Don't you agree?

I think I am going to bring harm upon you now.

For claiming that you are not infallible?

 

[Yuriatayde]

Three perfect crimes:

#1: "Get into Jail Free Card"
Step 1: Commit a serious crime
Step 2: Go to jail
Step 3: Let uncle sam foot the bill. It's not ALL bread and water you know!
(fallback plan for if you get into serious doom)

#2: "Objectable Crime"
Step 1: Lawyer
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit

#3: "Revenge to end all revenge"
Step 1: revenge at all costs
Step 2: destroy whatever it didn't cost (up to and including your own life)
Step 3: Be awesome
(reference: youtube search "killdoser")

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Do I think I could get away with the perfect crime...?
Couldn't anyone? I'm assuming that if a crime is perfect then no-one's going to catch you. So yes to all.
/thread

 

[Lukeje]

The man speaks the truth; "Nobody's perfect...except Luke" just rolls off the tongue better. Don't you agree?

I think I am going to bring harm upon you now.

For claiming that you are not infallible?

Is that not crime enough?

If you achieve global domination, then probably. But you are not there yet Max. You shall have to thwart my world domination plans first.