Poll: do you use "your mom" jokes.

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Professor James

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Pretty self explanatory, do you use your mom or yo momma jokes. I do occasionally but I have recently stopped.
 

blackflare

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not really no. its kinda lowers my opinion on people unless they are really funny or if theres some truth to the them.
 
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Fairly often, but only among people I know. They can be funny when used ironically or in company who know you aren't really that stupid, but using them with actual intent to insult or thinking they're the height of humour? No, it's simply moronic.
 

enzilewulf

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Yes I crack one here and there when its me and my friends and were giddy. People can claim that its childish but I will never out grow it. Its something friends can crack with out each of them going at each others throats.
 

Olrod

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The only one I ever use is "Yo momma so fat, when she go to Church, people call her the Buttress".
 

SilverUchiha

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Only if the timing is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT...

... I much prefer saying "Bow chika wow wow" for sexual innuendos though.
 

Darth IB

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I don't use, nor particularly enjoy, the "your momma's so fat..." jokes. I do however occasionally indulge in the "YOUR MOM is x" counter. Don't know if that counts.
 

shadyh8er

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I only use them with my group of friends. And even then, it's just to see who has the most creative ones.

My favorite one is "Yo momma's like a Hummer. Big, black, and enough room inside for six construction workers!"
 

Yarpie

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We don't really have that category of insults here. Still, some people try their hardest to make them work anyway, and if they manage to come up with a good one I'll probably chuckle.
 

Sun Flash

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When an argument reaches the point of no return, or I'm talking to my sister, I'll pop a yo momma. Heck even my parents and grandparents do it for shits and giggles. However they don't come up naturally in day to day life.

Also, I like the "unjoke" ones, like "yo momma so fat, she risks cardiovascular complications in later life" or "yo momma so fat, she should consider going on a diet in order to lose some of the excess weight".

What can I say. I am a simple person with simple pleasures in life.
 

Matt_LRR

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Nov 30, 2009
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Deeply disappointed that this poll did not include a "your mom uses 'your mom jokes'" option.

-m
 

Gahars

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They're the guilty pleasure of jokes.

Yeah, they're stupid and overused, not to mention immature, but God damn it, when you're goofing around with friends, they make you laugh anyway. Not that you'd ever admit that afterwords...