Poll: Electrons are CTHULHU

[Coppernerves]

In AS Chemistry, Electrons are ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS.
Their motives, behaviour and actions are cosmically inhuman and incomprehensible.

While I'm sure Physicists have somehow written lore on them, explanations of how electrons behave involve such concepts as spin, quantum entanglement, superstrings, 9 dimensional geometry and n(root of -1) probabilities, which would serve only to drive me further towards being a gibbering, catatonic sanatorium dweller.

THEY PLAY DICE WITH THE FRIKKIN' UNIVERSE! THE HALF-DEAD CATS ARE COMING!

In short, Electrons,
are CTHULHU
or CTHULHECTRONS

Discuss

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I prefer the term, "Cthulhutrons"

Or perhaps, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! RUN IF YOU WANT TO - ARGH!"

Or even, "MY BLOOD! THEY ZAPPED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!"

Or, if you're really classy, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhutron. R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

 

[L0dest0ne]

Hehehe... that's funny...
But if electrons are Cthulhu, then neutrons must be Yog-Sogoth. Because neutrons are cooler.