Poll: Escapist dating service!

[GrumbleGrump]

So let's just say that the Escapist came up with a dating service a la OKCupid, in order to confirm all the shipping going on at the office incentivize the social aspect of the forum[footnote]'Cos that's not a bullshit excuse for the purposes of this thread.[/footnote].

So escapists, would you date your fellow escapists just like Jesus wanted?

 

[Rylot]

It could be interesting. You know you'll probably have a lot in common with the other people you're talking to. I got drunk and signed up for Ok Cupid a few weeks back and not a whole lot has come of it. I'm lucky if one in ten girls respond to a message I send, even when it says that they liked my profile as well. Kinda disheartening.

 

[Xan Krieger]

Voted Lamb since I know I'll never find love but I don't have anything against adding it to the forum.

 

[Aerosteam]

Now that you mention it I can't think of any dating websites which specifically target nerds/those somewhat interested in nerd stuff.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Probably not, but don't care that much either way. Might be a fun idea.

Who doesn't want to take a shot at dating Taco?

All of the homo.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Could be fun, although I have to wonder how many Escapists live in Ireland.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Pfffft! Can you imagine any of the forumites actually tolerating each other in the same room?

It'll never happen. Nobody can find love here, only sarcasm and silliness.

 

[DefunctTheory]

It is statistically unlikely that another Escapist lives within dating distance, or really even visiting distance, of me. I live on top of a mountain in the middle of no where. It takes me 25 minutes to get to a McDonalds.

So I'm afraid I'd have to say no, though I voted lamb. Seems unfair to blast a service I am unable to use, not unwilling to use.

Also, I'm a generally unpleasant human being, and I only subject myself on those who deserve misery. So I guess I wouldn't use it, anyway.

And captcha, I am a mineral. That was not an error.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Who doesn't want to take a shot at dating Taco?

Alright everyone, send me your naughty texts and pics and we'll get this ball rolling

I'm kinda kidding in a mostly serious way

So do it

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Not a chance. Most of the women here scare me.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Spoiler: Here's my favourite dick pic.

Spoiler: Here's some boobs

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Alright everyone, send me your naughty texts and pics and we'll get this ball rolling

I'm kinda kidding in a mostly serious way

So do it

I'd stick my dick in your...taco?...-cough-

FUCK

I screwed it all up, it's all over! Doomed to bad ends until the end of time!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'd stick my dick in your...taco?...-cough-

FUCK

I screwed it all up, it's all over! Doomed to bad ends until the end of time!

I meant in PM's but I always wanted to try some exhibitionism

This is nice

I'm having a nice time

 

[Sleepy Sol]

I meant in PM's but I always wanted to try some exhibitionism

This is nice

I'm having a nice time

I've gotta express my love in public, baby.

I promise I won't two-time you by going to Taco Bell. For at least a couple more days, anyway.

 

[Kopikatsu]

Not a chance. Most of the women here scare me.

In what way?

Just curious. No judgement.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I've gotta express my love in public, baby.

I promise I won't two-time you by going to Taco Bell. For at least a couple more days, anyway.

I knew what I would be getting myself into

As for meeting people and doing all the fun stuff, quantity over quality... Or a mix of the two

I am such a dirty little minx but you wouldn't expect it. That's what makes it even better c:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Alright everyone, send me your naughty texts and pics and we'll get this ball rolling

I'm kinda kidding in a mostly serious way

So do it

I'd stick my dick in your...taco?...-cough-

FUCK

I screwed it all up, it's all over! Doomed to bad ends until the end of time!

You two, get a room! I don't need to know the intimate details of your sex life!

 

[Sleepy Sol]

You two, get a room! I don't need to know the intimate details of your sex life!

So is it like a threesome at that point? Because that sounds interesting.

[sub]was that an appropriate question[/sub]

[small][sub]ok i'll go now[/sub][/small]

 

[Skatologist]

Spoiler: Here's my favourite dick pic.

Spoiler: Here's some boobs

Spoiler: Here's some more boobies

Spoiler: And here are some actual tits

Spoiler: How bout some glorious cock?

Spoiler: Now for my pecker

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You two, get a room! I don't need to know the intimate details of your sex life!

So is it like a threesome at that point? Because that sounds interesting.

[sub]was that an appropriate question[/sub]

[small][sub]ok i'll go now[/sub][/small]

I don't want a part of your Taco orgy, maybe you should see if Fappy is interested.