Poll: Escapist Merch.

[Major_Sam]

I want awesome stuff *cries* If anyone wants to buy me something, be my guest.
I would like a "stonking great" t-shirt or a "Press X not to die". I'd wear the "achievement locked" panties for kicks.

I like the idea of plushee imps, but I like mah imps fat. MOAR STUFFINZ MR.IMP!

Thank you for making my day!

 

[nokelso]

I want the imp plush so bad, and I want the "Press X to not die" shirt.

 

[scotth266]

Thank you for making my day!

No problem. Would you like that day for here or to go?

 

[Major_Sam]

Thank you for making my day!

No problem. Would you like that day for here or to go?

To go so I can take it to work where I need it the most. *still laughing* I didn't sleep last night...

 

[Danny Ocean]

[sub]Hey, Mods! Free advertising! Just please don't hurt me...[/sub]

Huh? Someone say something?

Hehe, seriously though. I don't buy merchandise like this, even football shirts.

 

[Iampringles]

I would buy some merch if the foreign shipping costs weren't so extortionate.

 

[Berethond]

I'd wear the "achievement locked" panties for kicks.

I didn't think you were that kind of girl!

 

[Krakyn]

I have the black "Press X to not die" and the "I'm an assassin (shhhhh)." I love them both dearly. Somebody actually understood the press X shirt the other day, which I thought was great.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd love to buy the Imp plushie, the ZP shot glass and a t-shirt or two(or three... Possibly four) from Splitreason.

They have shot glasses?!?! Sold!

I also want one of those imps.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Hmm...I promise that this relates to my Escapist merchandise.

I was at a resturaunt with a friend the other day- the type where they cook your food on a grill at your table, and sit you with strangers in order to fill said table. One of the nice people who we ended up seated with was...well he was a bit of a moron. I won't go into detail about how he established that he was a moron or how much of a moron he was, but toward the end of the meal, he asked my friend and I what the last concert we went to was (part of a long and boring conversation.)

My friend responded "New Kids on the Block."

I responded "Pony Jam," at which point the moron asked me if that's where I got my shirt.

"Yep- I was the only one there."

I think he was too drunk to be confused, but it still made for a good inside joke.

 

[megapenguinx]

Do they ship to America?
I was really hoping to get an imp next time I had 10 dollars and nothing to use it for :]

Well it is an American magazine (everyone thinks it's Australian because of Yahtzee)

 

[Major_Sam]

I'd wear the "achievement locked" panties for kicks.

I didn't think you were that kind of girl!

Haha no I'm not. No one will ever see them on me, not for awhile anyway. I know one thing for sure is that that achievement would be very very hard to unlock.

 

[Hazy]

I'd love one of those imps..
In fact, I might just go order one right now.

 

[Skeleon]

Yeah, I got a ZP Imp.

 

[Berethond]

I'd wear the "achievement locked" panties for kicks.

I didn't think you were that kind of girl!

Haha no I'm not. No one will ever see them on me, not for awhile anyway. I know one thing for sure is that that achievement would be very very hard to unlock.

Okay.
That's what I thought, I was just surprised.

So you'd get them just for the novelty?

 

[Major_Sam]

So you'd get them just for the novelty?

Yeah just for the novelty. The "Hell...No" kitty one is really cute as well. And I also really want the AT-AT chasing R2 shirt.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Well, I want pretty much every tee I could get away with wearing in school (for perspective, "Press X to not die" might be pushing it, but I could probably get away with the Doomsday Arcade console tee because no one would get it), and I definitely want the ZP "Waters of Knowledge" mug and the imp. Unfortunately, I don't have any of them, but my mom is a bit...insistent that I buy more shirts, so maybe I could get her to buy them for me

 

[Berethond]

So you'd get them just for the novelty?

Yeah just for the novelty. The "Hell...No" kitty one is really cute as well. And I also really want the AT-AT chasing R2 shirt.

Those are both nice.
My favorite is the "Tetragrammaton Cleric Training" one.

 

[scotth266]

Wait, they have SHOT GLASSES?! I did not know that.

I am a collector of shot glasses, so I want!

 

[Major_Sam]

So you'd get them just for the novelty?

Yeah just for the novelty. The "Hell...No" kitty one is really cute as well. And I also really want the AT-AT chasing R2 shirt.

Those are both nice.
My favorite is the "Tetragrammaton Cleric Training" one.

lol Yeah. I wish there was more female ones. I can't wear the male ones because that aren't exactly designed for boobs and smaller waists. I'd like the "Incase of a headcrab infestation: Use crowbar" because I've always wanted a Half Life shirt.