Poll: Escapist, what's your sexuality?

[Dango]

I'm a male and I'm straight, despite my excessive raving over cute things.

Except for ya know...

Spoiler: Bridget...

male, straight

what's wrong with her? that anime chik is pretty cute ... i'd hit that .. if i was a cartoon

That "anime chick" is a boy good sir.

 

[SsilverR]

I'm a male and I'm straight, despite my excessive raving over cute things.

Except for ya know...

Spoiler: Bridget...

male, straight

what's wrong with her? that anime chik is pretty cute ... i'd hit that .. if i was a cartoon

That "anime chick" is a boy good sir.

..................................

i ... need a shower

 

[Berethond]

Heterosexual white male here. Also, protip: if you're bisexual, move to California. They're everywhere.

Shame about the huge public opposition to equality for homosexuals then :/.

Anyway, 104th bi Escapist here.

Only in the highly conservative inland areas.

 

[DSK-]

Straight. Is this thread really search bar approved?

 

[The Stonker]

Oh no I'm not bad I'm just naughty .
But it would be nice getting the reward please? ^^

You can have a trophey but it will have acid in it so you only get it for a while and you will burn possibly

That's for the obviousness but the trophey is also for the wit[/quote

Why acid? I would have gone for a hedgehog cannon instead.


Peeks into the cup *BAMM* a hedgehog in the face.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Why acid? I would have gone for a hedgehog cannon instead.


Peeks into the cup *BAMM* a hedgehog in the face.

Because you would have remembered what you did wrong, pissing on my parade

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I was interested and didn't want to necro a thread.

Because we all know you're fucked either way. You create a repeat thread, you get Escapists up your ass; you necro a thread, you get Escapists up your ass. Either way means a visit to the proctologist to remove your fellow Escapists from your ass.

OT: Straight male.

 

[The Stonker]

Why acid? I would have gone for a hedgehog cannon instead.


Peeks into the cup *BAMM* a hedgehog in the face.

Because you would have remembered what you did wrong, pissing on my parade

I'm quite confused dating eight month year old children is a parade?
Dude ^^
But hey I will stop nitpicking ya

 

[Daedalus1942]

Not really sure, and straight.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I'm quite confused dating eight month year old children is a parade?
Dude ^^
But hey I will stop nitpicking ya

Fuck it no trophey for you
I will just stab you instead

*grumbles*

 

[The Stonker]

I'm quite confused dating eight month year old children is a parade?
Dude ^^
But hey I will stop nitpicking ya

Fuck it no trophey for you
I will just stab you instead

*grumbles*

Oh I do like some rough action ^-^

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

I was interested and didn't want to necro a thread.

Because we all know you're fucked either way. You create a repeat thread, you get Escapists up your ass; you necro a thread, you get Escapists up your ass. Either way means a visit to the proctologist to remove your fellow Escapists from your ass.

That's true. I checked with the proctologist and he's fully booked for the next three days.

[sub]It's becoming really hard to sit down.[/sub]

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

I'm a male and I'm straight, despite my excessive raving over cute things.

Except for ya know...

Spoiler: Bridget...

male, straight

what's wrong with her? that anime chik is pretty cute ... i'd hit that .. if i was a cartoon

That "anime chick" is a boy good sir.

..................................

i ... need a shower

That... Is... Classic.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Oh I do like some rough action ^-^

So does my girlfriend, mind you being rough to an 8 month old isn't hard...

[sub][sub]I even creeped myself out with that comeback[/sub][/sub]

 

[Devi Darkside]

I'm a bisexual male transvestite and a soon to be pre-op woman.

 

[ninja555]

Bi

 

[The Stonker]

Oh I do like some rough action ^-^

So does my girlfriend, mind you being rough to an 8 month old isn't hard...

[sub][sub]I even creeped myself out with that comeback[/sub][/sub]

Good sir you just pwned your self.

 

[Blackality]

How can you have no sexuality?

 

[_Janny_]

How can you have no sexuality?

Then I'm guessing you're asexual (as in, you're not sexually interested in either genders).