Poll: Ever Lost Conciousness?
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alright, here we go:
first time was getting my wisdom teeth out.
second time: got up, was feeling groggy, got a glass of water, felt a pain in like the bottom of my ribs and about half a minute later i find myself on the ground with my dad and aunt and uncle around me making sure i wasn't having a seizure. i was fine, but it kinda freaked me out.
first time was getting my wisdom teeth out.
second time: got up, was feeling groggy, got a glass of water, felt a pain in like the bottom of my ribs and about half a minute later i find myself on the ground with my dad and aunt and uncle around me making sure i wasn't having a seizure. i was fine, but it kinda freaked me out.
The only time I have ever lost consciousness involuntarily, I was in line at a burger and hot-dog joint at the beach with some friends. We had woken up to go get breakfast (which was actually lunch after a late night of partying), a friend riding with me to get the vittles.
Well, I'm standing there in line, like a pimp do, when I noticed my shoe was untied. Not one to let my rep slip over a slipped knot, I proceeded to bend down to re-tie it, pimp style.
The immediate next thing I know, is that I'm lying on the floor somehow, and I'm looking up at a bunch of extremely worried and excited strangers and my worried and excited friend. One person is on the phone, and tells me not to move, the ambulance will be here soon.
Now, as I am quite gangster, I was fearful that I had been pierced by a stray round via a drive-by, and had passed out from the impact. I quickly dismissed this totally probable scenario, as I felt no pain whatsoever. I wasn't even woozy or anything.
I wanted to stand up, but again, the gentleman and fellow pimp who was manning the line to the proper authorities requested I stay prone.
I shrugged, and waited until the ambulance came to take me away. Sadly, it was not a pimped out ambulance, but the rims were very shiny, so I deemed it worthy of emergency pimp transport.
At the hospital (which I was surprised to find not only catered to pimp, but non-pimps and hoes as well), the doctors told me what had out pimped my pimpin' pimpness.
Wanna know what felled me? What felled the mighty King Pimp of the Pimpbox?
Well, I'm standing there in line, like a pimp do, when I noticed my shoe was untied. Not one to let my rep slip over a slipped knot, I proceeded to bend down to re-tie it, pimp style.
The immediate next thing I know, is that I'm lying on the floor somehow, and I'm looking up at a bunch of extremely worried and excited strangers and my worried and excited friend. One person is on the phone, and tells me not to move, the ambulance will be here soon.
Now, as I am quite gangster, I was fearful that I had been pierced by a stray round via a drive-by, and had passed out from the impact. I quickly dismissed this totally probable scenario, as I felt no pain whatsoever. I wasn't even woozy or anything.
I wanted to stand up, but again, the gentleman and fellow pimp who was manning the line to the proper authorities requested I stay prone.
I shrugged, and waited until the ambulance came to take me away. Sadly, it was not a pimped out ambulance, but the rims were very shiny, so I deemed it worthy of emergency pimp transport.
At the hospital (which I was surprised to find not only catered to pimp, but non-pimps and hoes as well), the doctors told me what had out pimped my pimpin' pimpness.
Wanna know what felled me? What felled the mighty King Pimp of the Pimpbox?
A lack of 'naners. Well, potassium to be more precise. They gave me a bowl of vegetable soup with some crackers and sent me home with instructions to eat more 'naners.
Pimp, I know.
Pimp, I know.
Wow, that's so eerie! Exactly the same thing I was going to say!!NBSRDan said:
On a side note...
I've never, ever passed out. Not once. I've drunk a lot more than the fools showing off in these forums, and I bet you they haven't even passed out. I'm pretty sure they're just talking about falling asleep while drunk(and who hasn't done that?) and not actually passing out.
I've been close to being knocked-out, I remember being out of it, not really being able to stay on my feet. I was bleeding from both eyebrows the following day, and walking around with two big bruises on my temples for a week afterwards. It was a fight with a mate, and it was in good fun even though I got my ass handed to me.
At BJJ a guy was choking me with my gi, I was ok though and thought I could get an arm bar on his locked arm. When I shifted my hips to put the arm bar on it tightened the choke.
The next thing I knew I was waking up on the mats.
I don't count that as violence though. I could have tapped at any time.
The next thing I knew I was waking up on the mats.
I don't count that as violence though. I could have tapped at any time.
I've felt pretty faint from getting out of bed or jumping out of a warm bath to quickly, i've never outright lost conciousness though- unless you count sleeping.
I voted never... oh wait, does deliberate unconciousness in hospitals count? I had an operation to get my arm unbroke D:
Yes, by accident. The reason was a light plastic soccer ball kicked by a small kid.
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DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME
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DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME
I have lost consciousness, found it, momentarily misplaced it and stomped on it viciously with a pair of Doc Martens for various reasons. \o/
Heh. I once put a pin from the Mastermind board game up my nose and they had to use about 30 seconds of anaesthetic to get it out.
One of my friends fell off a ski lift when our skis got tangled together slightly and we put up the safety bar too early. He was knocked out for about 5 minutes then started screaming about his broken arm.
One of my friends fell off a ski lift when our skis got tangled together slightly and we put up the safety bar too early. He was knocked out for about 5 minutes then started screaming about his broken arm.
Broke... as in... the bone in your forehead... broke...?Z(ombie)fan said:
I've passed out a few times all for different reasons, usual ones being anesthetic, alcohol & drugs. Also I get heat stroke really bad which makes me colapse. More worryingly though I fainted (twice) when I gave blood for the first time. It only took 4 minutes to draw a whole pint of blood from me.....
I am a vampires wet dream.
I am a vampires wet dream.
What concerns me is; I read that and thought "wow thats well kool, gonna have to try that next time I'm at the pub" I need my brain checked.SW9 said:
I've had fainting spells in the past. Pretty rare though. Basically I get lightheaded, my legs give out, my ears will start ringing, and then I'm out like a light.
My main cause for being forced into unconsciousness is through medical drugs when I've had to have surgery. Nice when you're going under, not so nice when you're coming out of it.
My main cause for being forced into unconsciousness is through medical drugs when I've had to have surgery. Nice when you're going under, not so nice when you're coming out of it.
A few times with anaesthetic. Once through alcohol. And once through being too tall, smacking my head on the door frame (I do this fairly often) and collapsing.