Poll: Ever Met an Oxymoron?

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nart_21086

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So tonight I was out and encountered a very strange person.

I met a Homosexual man who opposed gay rights and despised lesbians.

He was homosexual but opposed gay marriage...

that is my example and inspiration for this topic...
(hope its original...did use search bar)

I am sure someone could top that.
type away...
 

badgersprite

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Self-hating gays aren't that uncommon. Just look at the republican party. =P

I did see a one-legged man win an ass-kicking contest, though. Did a lot of dropkicks.
 

LostProxy

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I once met a black guy who was basically a self hating black man who if he had been white probably would have been the Grand Dragon of the KKK.
 

GreyWolf257

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I once met a black guy who hates black people. He reminded me of Uncle Rucus from The Boondocks.
 

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One of my Korean friends hates all Asians with a passion. He even came up with a religion, where he believes he did something bad in a past life, and ended up being an Asian in this one. All I could do was laugh at this.
 

quiet_samurai

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My buddy has a sister that depises sex and yet wants to experience pregnancy and birth. Don't really know if that's an oxymoron though.

I'm a pacifist that carries a gun.....
 

SarBni

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I was at Disneyland, and there was a guy sitting on a bench wearing one of those (RED) anti-drug shirts...he was smoking.
 

crudus

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I knew someone who demanded everything around her be clean (OCD style) but she often didn't shower for days at a time. Not sure that counts but it is contradictory and odd.

quiet_samurai said:
I'm a pacifist that carries a gun.....
Well it is in times of peace that you prepare for war.
 

Grayjack

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LostProxy said:
I once met a black guy who was basically a self hating black man who if he had been white probably would have been the Grand Dragon of the KKK.
He sounds like Ruckus from The Boondocks.
 

FalloutJack

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I meet people who don't make sense all the time. Business managers who went to college to learn business and economics come out and do the EXACTLY WRONG THINGS that they're teachings tell them to do, and then wonder why they're losing money.
 

LostProxy

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GreyWolf257 said:
I once met a black guy who hates black people. He reminded me of Uncle Rucus from The Boondocks.
Thats the name I was trying to remember! Thanks for that.
 

nart_21086

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marter said:
One of my Korean friends hates all Asians with a passion. He even came up with a religion, where he believes he did something bad in a past life, and ended up being an Asian in this one. All I could do was laugh at this.
I just remembered im Vietnamese and despise Asians... how Asian of me..
 

VinnyKings

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One of my Korean friends hates all Asians with a passion. He even came up with a religion, where he believes he did something bad in a past life, and ended up being an Asian in this one. All I could do was laugh at this.
I'm one of those asians that hates other asians by the way.
Also I'm one of thsoe humans that hates humans because of our stupidity and prejudice against ourselves. Which is sort of stupid since I just realised that hating others for hating others is very hypocritical.

So yes I'm an Oxymoron but more moron than oxy