Poll: Faith in The Zombie Survival Guide

CaptainCrunch

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Your poll bears little relation to your thread topic.

Anyway, Zombie Survival Guide only accounts for an infection-based zombie outbreak. What if it's a nuclear event, like Night of the Living Dead? How about a chemical catastrophe, like Return of the Living Dead? The folklore from which zombies originate implies a magical behavior - much like Evil Dead. Each zombie type means a different survival strategy. My point is that the Zombie Survival Guide is not to be taken seriously, and to memorize its teachings would likely be of little use in the extremely hypothetical situation of zombies, and not just because zombies are fictional.

It's the kind of pre-conceptualized nonsense that had everyone going crazy over Y2K, and even earlier during the Cold War. "What if?" questions bear the luxury of coin-toss probability. Since it might come true, it suddenly must be true. The more detailed you make the hypothetical truth, the more likely you are to be shocked or disappointed by the eventuality of the actual truth.

What if it turns out zombies are incredibly easy / impossible to kill? What if they can talk? What if they don't crave the flesh of the living? What if humans can't become zombies, but animals can? Until Max Brooks can look into his crystal ball and answer those "what if" questions, I find no reason to prepare anything based on his book.
 

fenrizz

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Diablini said:
Sure, I will definetly post in your thread. I am a freak for detailed plans.
You and me both.
The more detailed and intrecate the better!

silver scribbler said:
fenrizz said:
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Let's meet up in Madagascar. I'll be bringing along about 10-15 people if all goes well.
If there's one thing that zombie films have taught me, it's that it never goes well...
True, but I got high hopes for my crew.
Also, I'll be locking away the guns, except for my own. Just in case.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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yeah,did any of you consider that you might be already dead by the time this whole "apocylpse" happens,and thus would be one of the zombies?

truth be told,if I come back as a zombie,i'm gonna really hate that book,so maybe you should hold the praise until your sure you'll be the prey and not the predator.
 

TraumaHound

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I haven't yet read it, though I do have World War Z [http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Oral-History-Zombie/dp/0307346609] sitting on the shelf for when I'm done with my current read (The Difference Engine [http://www.amazon.com/Difference-Engine-Spectra-special-editions/dp/055329461X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251915184&sr=1-1]) so I should know what to expect when the zombies bo come.

I've already prepared for the rise of the robots (How to Survive a Robot Uprising [http://www.amazon.com/How-Survive-Robot-Uprising-Defending/dp/1582345929]), and I know I should prepare myself for the zombie apocalypse, too. One can only hope that both the robots and the zombies don't attack simultaniously; I don't think anyone's yet written a book on how to survive that!
 

Grayjack

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Yes, I have it. I am planning on escaping to Antarctica when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs. Also, has anyone read WWZ? Great read.
 

Silver Scribbler

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fenrizz said:
True, but I got high hopes for my crew.
Also, I'll be locking away the guns, except for my own. Just in case.
Learning from other people's mistakes, I like that. You might have a chance after all!
 

Diablini

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TheNumber1Zero said:
yeah,did any of you consider that you might be already dead by the time this whole "apocylpse" happens,and thus would be one of the zombies?

truth be told,if I come back as a zombie,i'm gonna really hate that book,so maybe you should hold the praise until your sure you'll be the prey and not the predator.
Zombie Survival is not all about planning. If you know what a zombie can do, you can easily escape it. So I think I will survive.
 

sooperman

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CaptainCrunch said:
Your poll bears little relation to your thread topic.

Anyway, Zombie Survival Guide only accounts for an infection-based zombie outbreak. What if it's a nuclear event, like Night of the Living Dead? How about a chemical catastrophe, like Return of the Living Dead? The folklore from which zombies originate implies a magical behavior - much like Evil Dead. Each zombie type means a different survival strategy. My point is that the Zombie Survival Guide is not to be taken seriously, and to memorize its teachings would likely be of little use in the extremely hypothetical situation of zombies, and not just because zombies are fictional.

It's the kind of pre-conceptualized nonsense that had everyone going crazy over Y2K, and even earlier during the Cold War. "What if?" questions bear the luxury of coin-toss probability. Since it might come true, it suddenly must be true. The more detailed you make the hypothetical truth, the more likely you are to be shocked or disappointed by the eventuality of the actual truth.

What if it turns out zombies are incredibly easy / impossible to kill? What if they can talk? What if they don't crave the flesh of the living? What if humans can't become zombies, but animals can? Until Max Brooks can look into his crystal ball and answer those "what if" questions, I find no reason to prepare anything based on his book.
I agree with the lack of relation between the poll and the thread, but you need to take a chill pill ^_^
 

fenrizz

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silver scribbler said:
fenrizz said:
True, but I got high hopes for my crew.
Also, I'll be locking away the guns, except for my own. Just in case.
Learning from other people's mistakes, I like that. You might have a chance after all!
I can only hope:)
 

CaptainCrunch

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Marq said:
CaptainCrunch said:
Your poll bears little relation to your thread topic.

Anyway, Zombie Survival Guide only accounts for an infection-based zombie outbreak. What if it's a nuclear event, like Night of the Living Dead? How about a chemical catastrophe, like Return of the Living Dead? The folklore from which zombies originate implies a magical behavior - much like Evil Dead. Each zombie type means a different survival strategy. My point is that the Zombie Survival Guide is not to be taken seriously, and to memorize its teachings would likely be of little use in the extremely hypothetical situation of zombies, and not just because zombies are fictional.

It's the kind of pre-conceptualized nonsense that had everyone going crazy over Y2K, and even earlier during the Cold War. "What if?" questions bear the luxury of coin-toss probability. Since it might come true, it suddenly must be true. The more detailed you make the hypothetical truth, the more likely you are to be shocked or disappointed by the eventuality of the actual truth.

What if it turns out zombies are incredibly easy / impossible to kill? What if they can talk? What if they don't crave the flesh of the living? What if humans can't become zombies, but animals can? Until Max Brooks can look into his crystal ball and answer those "what if" questions, I find no reason to prepare anything based on his book.
I am SO not hanging around near you on Z-Day.
I'd probably eat you if you weren't pulling your weight, before the zombies could get to you. It's likely the cleanest source of meat in such circumstances, and it's best to keep moving in any situation involving the undead. It's nothing personal, just survival. :)

Being prepared for survival doesn't mean preparing to prolong survival instincts. If you really want to be prepared for Z-Day, learn the critical skills you'll need when your supplies run out and your weapons stop working. Stockpiling weapons and going to Canada is just a really elaborate way to freeze and starve to death, IMO.

It's not so much that I disagree with the ZSG strategy, just that the overwhelming improbability of zombie apocalypse is slightly less improbable than zombie apocalypse happening the way the satirical fiction portrays it.

sooperman said:
I agree with the lack of relation between the poll and the thread, but you need to take a chill pill ^_^
We have multiple threads every week about surviving zombie apocalypse - detailed plans, and every idiosyncrasy of how it will happen. I'm quite open to such discussion, as it is normally meant to be taken lightly. This is not such a thread - it's a poll about "faith in ZSG" which is just about the same as "faith in 9/11 conspiracies" or "Da Vinci Code was Real!" With all due respect, such a leap of faith requires people to not take chill pills, but to assess a given situation based on merit. Were this a book review thread, I would have something completely different to say - along the lines of "very funny, but still kinda interesting."
 

Diablini

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CaptainCrunch said:
Marq said:
CaptainCrunch said:
Your poll bears little relation to your thread topic.

Anyway, Zombie Survival Guide only accounts for an infection-based zombie outbreak. What if it's a nuclear event, like Night of the Living Dead? How about a chemical catastrophe, like Return of the Living Dead? The folklore from which zombies originate implies a magical behavior - much like Evil Dead. Each zombie type means a different survival strategy. My point is that the Zombie Survival Guide is not to be taken seriously, and to memorize its teachings would likely be of little use in the extremely hypothetical situation of zombies, and not just because zombies are fictional.

It's the kind of pre-conceptualized nonsense that had everyone going crazy over Y2K, and even earlier during the Cold War. "What if?" questions bear the luxury of coin-toss probability. Since it might come true, it suddenly must be true. The more detailed you make the hypothetical truth, the more likely you are to be shocked or disappointed by the eventuality of the actual truth.

What if it turns out zombies are incredibly easy / impossible to kill? What if they can talk? What if they don't crave the flesh of the living? What if humans can't become zombies, but animals can? Until Max Brooks can look into his crystal ball and answer those "what if" questions, I find no reason to prepare anything based on his book.
I am SO not hanging around near you on Z-Day.
I'd probably eat you if you weren't pulling your weight, before the zombies could get to you. It's likely the cleanest source of meat in such circumstances, and it's best to keep moving in any situation involving the undead. It's nothing personal, just survival. :)



Being prepared for survival doesn't mean preparing to prolong survival instincts. If you really want to be prepared for Z-Day, learn the critical skills you'll need when your supplies run out and your weapons stop working. Stockpiling weapons and going to Canada is just a really elaborate way to freeze and starve to death, IMO.

It's not so much that I disagree with the ZSG strategy, just that the overwhelming improbability of zombie apocalypse is slightly less improbable than zombie apocalypse happening the way the satirical fiction portrays it.
Then we will adapt. But this thread has some ground rules applied. No IFS.
 

War Penguin

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I have not read the guide but I do have a good plan if they come. And I don't believe it will happen but it's still nice to have a plan.
 

AvsJoe

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I have the same opinion of the zombie apocalypse as I do the Rapture. I doubt it will happen, but it's good to be prepared just in case.
 

CaptainCrunch

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Diablini said:
Then we will adapt. But this thread has some ground rules applied. No IFS.
Try again. It's a question thread - "Do you believe in ZSG?" Since ZSG is itself a "what if" situation, I believe such a large IF is implied in the question.
 

Diablini

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CaptainCrunch said:
Diablini said:
Then we will adapt. But this thread has some ground rules applied. No IFS.
Try again. It's a question thread - "Do you believe in ZSG?" Since ZSG is itself a "what if" situation, I believe such a large IF is implied in the question.
Okay, have it your way. I don't want to flame this thread.