Chrono212 said:
I like the plastic ones.
It's the loyalty that gets me.
OT: Nero for sheer insanity. And over used name in media.
Nero was not, in fact, insane, a lot of the stick Nero gets today is actually leftovers from smear campaigns that were enacted during his life, and he was in fact a pretty good emperor, almost entirely due to the fact that he was good at choosing people to do the actual hard work.
The Great Fire of 64 also wasn't his doing, nor did he "fiddle while Rome burned" again this was a lie spread by his political rivals, he actually was personally responsible for organizing a large force of civilians that fought the fire, and he didn't use burnt real estate to expanded his palace, he used the real estate to build more tenements for those that had lost their homes in the fire, and had it built in a way that discouraged the spreading of any future fires.
The whole captive audience thing was true, but I'd sooner attribute that to his vanity than any form of insanity, but according to historical records, Nero was actually a very talented actor and musician, all the people with sore palms had them because they were legitimately applauding him, when playing at a musical contest in Greece, the crowd applauded him so much and so sincerely he freed the entire country from Roman rule, one of the reasons the upper class hated him so much, he was more worried about being popular among the middle and lower classes, he made a ton of rulings that benefited the plebeians, and not many that helped the rich, which is why they spread all kinds of nasty rumors about him.
Sure he may have had his mother killed and all that, and maybe he kicked a few women to death, but most of his "insane" acts were pretty legitimate power grabs, as there were a lot of people who didn't want him on the throne, a lot of that owing to the fact that his father was probably one of the biggest pricks in the entire universe, he whipped up his horse to run over children, he gouged out a man's eyes for criticizing him, and killed slaves for the smallest of offenses, not to mention his mother Agrippina wasn't much better, not to mention his uncle was Caligula, probably the worst emperor.