Poll: Fetishistic Descimination

[Lt._nefarious]

I don't like recycling an image but...

This one shows perfectly how I feel about this thread so far.

I feel it's gone well and brought people closer in a sort "how the fuck is this guy? He's a total moron." kinda way... And for the record I can't (or more specifically won't) make my own porn because... Well because I don't fucking want to, it's an experience I know I would hate so if anyone else thinks it'd be a good suggestion, it's not...

Anyhow, this thread has also inspired me to do some more research and I have found 3 things about most "Bald Lady Porn". 1) Most (not all) of the actresses seem to be foreign (i.e. Eastern European). 2)Most such porn contains at least one long haired lady, usually in a threesome but not always. 3) The porn that actually focuses on the baldness usually is also catering to another fetish, most notably BDSM...

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I feel like I need a shower...

 

[Relish in Chaos]

SSBBW

Since I don't want to Google and potentially be disgusted by it, could you explain to me what "SSBBW" stands for? I know that "BBW" stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" (talking of which, a recurring joke between my best friend and I is that, whenever he talks about BBM - BlackBerry Messenger - I always say, "What, Big Beautiful Man?" ...yeah, it's not that funny), but what about the "SS"? "Super Smash" (as in, "Super Smash Bros.")? Those Nazi guys?

I tend to ramble about random shit, in case you didn't know. On an unrelated note (see what I mean?), it is amazing how the human mind can almost (or maybe not) literally sexualize and/or fetishize pretty much anything in the world, even without putting their mind to it. Sexuality really is a fascinating subject.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

SSBBW

Since I don't want to Google and potentially be disgusted by it, could you explain to me what "SSBBW" stands for? I know that "BBW" stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" (talking of which, a recurring joke between my best friend and I is that, whenever he talks about BBM - BlackBerry Messenger - I always say, "What, Big Beautiful Man?" ...yeah, it's not that funny), but what about the "SS"? "Super Smash" (as in, "Super Smash Bros.")? Those Nazi guys?

I tend to ramble about random shit, in case you didn't know. On an unrelated note (see what I mean?), it is amazing how the human mind can almost (or maybe not) literally sexualize and/or fetishize pretty much anything in the world, even without putting their mind to it. Sexuality really is a fascinating subject.

Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman...

I thought there'd be nazis... I was grossly disappointed...

 

[Relish in Chaos]

The "Super-Sized" sounds redundant. Unless they're, like, morbidly obese woman, as opposed to just regular ol' overweight ones.

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

There needs to be more arcade porn. C'mon, niche markets are hot right now! Why aren't people catering to our eclectic needs?! >_<