This thread raises so many conflicting emotions within me... Shame, Arousal, Confusion, Pride, Indifference, Elitism....
I mean... Do i feel old based on the fact that i have no recollection of not only the first woman i kissed, but i cant even remember the whole name of the first woman i had sex with?
Do i feel older still based on the fact that there are over 500 people on this forum who have not kissed someone else, thus presuming them to be to young for such romantic actions and myself to old to be spending time in this place?
Or perhaps i could flip it around...
Clearly i am young, handsome and appealing and have been with so many women that the insignificant conquests of the past all blur into obscurity?
And all the virgins on the forum? Its not that they are young, its simply because they arent me!!
Or perhaps yet again, i could re-evaluate my life based on the fact that upon proof reading this post before hitting submit, i noticed that the emotions i capitalised in the second sentence spell out "S-A-C P-I-E"
Yes.... Yes we will go that that....