Poll: Forum game

[kommunizt kat]

Boss fight: you are fighting a Lolnut with 800hp
rules:
each post subtracts 1 hp
to consider your post as a hit, write your attack and how much health the boss has left after you attack
e.g. i use holy sword =799hp left
if youre attack is used again by another user, it will double to 2 points damage.
please consider the post before you ,so if the last poster said that the boss had 500hp left you say 499...
LET THE GAME BEGIN

 

[Pacman_69_42]

I USE TURKEY SLAP Lolnut takes 1 damage, Lolnut is on 799 hp

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I attack with my fanged lime! Lolnut takes 1 damage. Lolnut is on 798 hp.

 

[messy]

I use bear vision. Does 1 damage, Lolnut has 797 hp

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I attack with wolverine claws! Does 1 damage. Lolnut has 796 hp. And a lot of scars.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi slaps him with his gloves!
Lolnut takes 1 damage.
Lolnut has 795 hp.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Super Special Awesome attack!
[sub]cookie for getting the reference[/sub]

Lolnut takes 1 damage.
Lolnut takes 1 extra super special awesome damage!
Lolnut has 793 hp.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi throws a toothpick at Lolnut
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 792 hp.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I throw Maxthereaper at Lolnut.

Lolnut takes 1 scorn damage!
Lolnut is on 791 hp.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses TURKEY SLAP
Lolnut takes 2 damage
Lolnut has 789 HP

 

[Soraryuu]

Soraryuu casts DOUBLE FLARE
Lolnut takes 1 damage and is blinded.
Lolnut has 788 HP

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses EARTHQUAKE
Lolnut is still blinded
Lolnut takes 2 damage
Lolnut has 786 HP

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses THUNDERSHOCK
Lolnut is no longer blinded
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 785 HP

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Mookie_Magnus uses Imasculate.
Lolnut loses 3 inches of e-penis, and takes 1 damage.
Lolnut now takes double-damage.
Lolnut has 784 HP.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses EVIL STARE
Lolnut takes 2 damage
Lolnut has 782 HP

 

[Soraryuu]

Soraryuu uses a Silver Key Axe!
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 781 HP.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses KEYBLADE
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 780 HP

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Mookie_Magnus uses MaxtheReaper on Lolnut.
Lolnut takes 2 scorn damage.
Lolnut has 778 HP.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Mezzamine uses Giga Drill Breaker!
Lolnut takes 1 damage.
Lolnut is of 777 hp.
Lolnut is now addicted to awesome animes.

 

[Ochidi]

Ochidi uses PENCIL STAB
Lolnut takes 1 damage
Lolnut has 776 HP
[sup] Why does everyone talk about MaxtheReaper so much? [/sup]