Poll: Forum Quest: Attacked!

[daemon37]

THE CHOICE HAS BEEN MADE, THIS POLL HAS ENDED
Click here to continue the quest: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.185204-Poll-Forum-Quest-The-Hall#5594120

This is part 2 of a adventure game existing entirely within Forum Games & RP.
Click here for the previous episode: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.184475-Poll-Forum-Quest-The-Beginning#5561995

I am the Overmind and I will present you, the Adventurers, with a series of situations wherein you must vote on your desired course of action. The action which receives the highest number of votes (after a variable amount of time has passed) will affect what happens next in your story. Choose your actions wisely, the future of Forum Games world is at stake.

Q1) You wake up in an small, dark room. There is a door, a switch and something squishy. What do you do?
A1) You fondle the squishy thing... and it attacks!

Q2) A bizarre creature is leaping towards you. You have weapons in your backpack, but you have very little time to react. What do you do? VOTE NOW.

 

[CounterAttack]

Dodge like a ninja! The ninja suit you're wearing gives +10 to Dodge. =D

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Shotgun it down. Shove the shotgun's barrel in the things face and unleashed double-aut buckshot though it's head. That auta kill it.

 

[daemon37]

I will return later to determine your fate.

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

If THAT thing were to attack me? Admit it, none of us would be able to do anything but stay standing right there, paralyzed with fear, screaming like a little girl.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

I told you guys not to fondle the troll genitals, but noooooooo! You're too good to flip switches!

 

[Neonbob]

I told you guys not to fondle the troll genitals, but noooooooo! You're too good to flip switches!

RULE NUMBER ONE: If there is a squishy thing in the dark, a male simply has to fondle it before light is shed on what it could be.
And dodging seems to be the correct course of action here.