Poll: Fun with whales

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I was expecting ''I like turtles.''

Wales. Nice country shame about the weather.
Oh, the animal? Well. They're wet. Not much else I can say to that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Things like this are why I need a signal. Like Batman.

Yo.

Now we can summon him far more easily! Thank you Wander!

 

[Neonbob]

Guys, we can all agree that we need to shave the whales.


Seriously.

Do I detect a fellow Dilbert fan?

h...My...God...
<url=http://byfiles.storage.msn.com/y1p2SI6MDItyDcvzvAZZJkjDEPZTmwM2KGTcCQBDh4ir8ybm9z7dCnPRLprydt2AsiBKrZCvAM2daQ?PARTNER=WRITER>It's beautiful...
*hugs Wander*

Wherever there is trouble.
Wherever there is a voice crying out in the night.
Wherever there are whales.
He will heed the call.
He is the protector this the Escapist needs.
He is the God damn NEONBOB!

Hehe. I should pay you for that.
<url=http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/9/1741/7337/how-to-draw-a-rock-on-hand-step-5.jpg>But I'll have to settle with giving you this for now

 

[SPCF]

I <3 fact 12 XDXDXDXDXD

 

[Billion Backs]

Well if you like them so much, why don't you stick it in their blowhole.

 

[F-I-D-O]

This is quite interesting-the link to this was right above the "what is the age of consent where you live thread"
Fun with Whales!
What is the age of consent where you live
Mixed with me being incredibly tired.
I'm with Neonbob. Nuke 'em
*Raises Whale-Signal
Or maybe harvest them for oil...

 

[himemiya1650]

I say we nuke them for being indecisive by breathing air and swimming and water.

 

[F-I-D-O]

Whales are huge mofos. They can topple you without effort, and yet, they only eat small animals. They are one of the hugest creatures to ever live in the ocean. Whales are awesome.

I'd like to see them take on a Nuke.
Neonbob! I choose you!
Neonebob used nuke with no suggestion from Fido

It's super effective!

 

[Blimey]

Guys, we can all agree that we need to shave the whales.


Seriously.

Do I detect a fellow Dilbert fan?

Yes...yes you do. Scott Adams is an infectiously funny guy.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Whales are huge mofos. They can topple you without effort, and yet, they only eat small animals. They are one of the hugest creatures to ever live in the ocean. Whales are awesome.

I'd like to see them take on a Nuke.
Neonbob! I choose you!
Neonebob used nuke with no suggestion from Fido

It's super effective!

That is a great picture. Made me laugh.

 

[FoodMonger]

The one redeeming quality about them is that they... ummm...huh, nothing.
Screw it. If we can't attach cannons to their backs and create a naval fleet of them, then go ahead.
Blow them up.

They got some tasty meat. ...Not kidding.

Actually, kill about 60%, save the rest for their oil and meat. I wouldn't mind trying it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I think it is hilarious that the poll is tied between "Pretty cool" and "NUKE THEM ALL! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" at the moment.

 

[Lucifer dern]

dude the title fun with whales is a win.
i voted nuke them just cos id also vote rekio for presedent and im nothing if not consistent
so im sorry whales, i have no beef with you...but your getting nuked.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

I just have fond memories of the "Nuke the Whales" UMS on Starcraft: BW. Had to go for it. Besides, as a whale biologist, I hate whales.

 

[Revolutionary]

You know what I love about the escapist?
The fact that the most common response is "pretty cool" (at time of posting)

 

[Tartarga]

Narwhal's are the best animal to ever exist, they are the unicorns of the sea. All the other types of whales can go straight to the golf of Mexico for all I care. I'm looking at you sperm whales.

 

[F-I-D-O]

The one redeeming quality about them is that they... ummm...huh, nothing.
Screw it. If we can't attach cannons to their backs and create a naval fleet of them, then go ahead.
Blow them up.

They got some tasty meat. ...Not kidding.

Actually, kill about 60%, save the rest for their oil and meat. I wouldn't mind trying it.

I bet there will be cannon whales in the next red alert. They already strapped a turret on dolphins and rockets on squids.

I think it is hilarious that the poll is tied between "Pretty cool" and "NUKE THEM ALL! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!" at the moment.

You put a NUKE THEM ALL!!! option on the poll. What the hell did you expect this group of crazies they call the escapist to pick?
The sane members that picked cool don't count. They lie, there is a part of their mind that was saying NUKE THEM,NUKE THEM,NUKE THEM NOWWWWW!
Don't deny it.

 

[Koeryn]

Probably been said, but I'm too sick right now to read everything:

Dolphins are cooler, AND more intelligent.


EDIT:But whales are alright.

EDITEDIT: Seriously? You didn't know what a dork was?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm necroing my own thread because Doralingus and Associates recently used a whale to destroy enemy troops.

So, not only do they make really annoying sounds, they are an effective weapon of war now!

[sub][sub]Just another reason justifying nuking them[/sub][/sub]

Also:

Whales are known for elaborate ruses...

See? See how evil they can be! Neonbob, we need you to terminate that whale and all his kind!