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jestertheork

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for sheer boredom one day, i was drawing my master creation, a C-4 grenade. why? why not? then one of my friends happened to notice it and compliment me, quickly followed by a brief "but tnt is better" kinda crap... then the war begun. so, lets say someone wanted to make a nice boom, whats the best way to achieve this orgasmic experience?
 

ArcWinter

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Transportable nuclear fusion/fission, i.e. mini nuke, in grenade form.

Other than that, nitroglycerin.
 
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jestertheork said:
so, lets say someone wanted to make a nice boom, whats the best way to achieve this orgasmic experience?
Shortened to this one sentence.

What? Orgasmic? Yea, it's fun when things go boom sometimes but...

Better choice of words man...

And fine just to contribute, Nuclear Fission.
 

walls of cetepedes

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xmetatr0nx said:
Its very obvious that both of you have no idea what youre talking about. Also to answer your question, nuclear fission.
Yep.

NUCLEAR POWAH!

Sorry, I have the compulsion to yell that sometimes.
 

j0z

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A mini nuclear grenade of course! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
But I voted Nitro. but oh well...
 

lwm3398

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Sonicron said:
I'm munching on cold steak right now... I guess it qualifies as a meat cookie. Best of both worlds.
Put some frosting on that and you're eating Ambrosia and Nectar.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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From the list: Nitro

From the realm of unrealisticness-ism: The holy hand grenade

From the mind of childhood: Kamikaze monkey jetpack Jumpers.
 

Sonicron

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lwm3398 said:
Sonicron said:
I'm munching on cold steak right now... I guess it qualifies as a meat cookie. Best of both worlds.
Put some frosting on that and you're eating Ambrosia and Nectar.
Well, I don't have any frosting here... but I DO have leftover pancakes and chili from yesterday, I suppose I could combine this with my steak to create a positively awesome spicy wrap.
TO THE LABORATORY! (read: kitchen)
 

BehattedWanderer

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...Wow, you're not a chemist, are you? C-4 wouldn't work in grenades, it's a whole different kind of triggering mechanism and a whole different caliber of detonation. Of the loose crap that you have there, I'd say Nitroglycerin, but even then only as a processing agent, since the crap is just as likely to blow you up as anything else. It's all about the Nitroamines, man, because the nitrotoluenes are crap in comparison. HNIW, HMX, RDX, and PETN are where it's at my friend. Failing that there's the ammonium family of Boom-producers, Two of which I'll name here: APCP and ANFO. Any one of these work better than what you've got boringly listed up in the poll, and all of them are much more stable (and fun) than what you're used to dealing with. Hell, there's things around that are much more fun than that up there that don't even explode, they just rapidly decompose with a loud bang (see: Nitrogen triiodide) or lots of cool effects (homemade smoke bomb from saltpeter and sugar).

Just goes to show--don't play with bangs if you don't know what will do what.
 

Sonicron

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lwm3398 said:
Sonicron said:
TO THE LABORATORY! (read: kitchen)
Stand back! He's going to try SCIENCE!

Prepare the fallout shelters!
After years of research and the occasional evacuation due to exploding stoves and/or microwaves, could it be that I have finally succeeded in creating a dish worthy of the food gods...?
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REJECTED! NOOOOOOO! Someone else has already claimed the attention of the deities of taste!

 

quiet_samurai

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xmetatr0nx said:
Its very obvious that both of you have no idea what youre talking about. Also to answer your question, nuclear fission.
This, or a phospherous grenade.
 

Souplex

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TNT is Nitroglycerin, it is just stabilized so it won't blow up when you sneeze on it.