Poll: Getting to know you: How do you eat Pizza?

[Skorpyo]

I make a sammich with two pieces turned onto each-other, and eat it with my hands.

 

[Shadowsole]

well i will never eat pizza with my hands again...

 

[Chaos Bringer]

Fork and knife

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Hands: I take a bite of the cheesy part, then a bite of the crust.

I make sure most of my crust is gone before I finish the saucy, cheesy-bit. I will also (sometimes) take two slices and lay them, cheese-side-to-cheese-side and eat them as such.

 

[CopperBoom]

I do not like greasy hands.
Fork and knife, fo' sho'!

 

[SimuLord]

I'm from the Northeast. Pick up. Fold. Eat.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Depends entirely on the pizza.

Certain ones I eat with a knife and fork, others I eat with my hands. Normally I'll only eat the home made or oven made ones with my knife and fork though.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I eat my pizza like I pleasure my women....With a knife and fork.


[small]sorry, couldn't resist[/small]

In all seriousness, I eat pizza with my hands.

 

[fer1wi]

Ooooh, this is MY type of thread!

I mostly eat mah pizza hands only, but every once in a while, dip in ranch.

I love mah pizza! ^_^

 

[spartan1077]

I eat pizza a lot like an otter would.

You like on your back and crack it open with rocks?

 

[spartan1077]

I eat pizza a lot like an otter would.

You like on your back and crack it open with rocks?

Yes. All while laughing hysterically and making cute faces.

HAH! I knew I recognized you at the pizza store the other day, asking the waitress for the pizza and a rock. Such cute faces

 

[TheSanityAssassin]

dip? srsly?

 

[Piflik]

At home I cut it into neat slices and eat them with my hands, but if I am eating pizza in a restaurant I use a fork and a knife...more precisely, I first cut the pizza in two halves and then attack one half from the rim, working my way to the center and then repeat the process for the second half...the only right way to eat pizza. Period.

 

[Sacman]

I role it up and eat it in as few bites as possible...

 

[Denamic]

When I was a kid, I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Since then, eating pizza slices with my hands is the only acceptable way of eating pizza.

 

[Squirrel1328]

Hands, and with sweet chili sauce its awesome

 

[spartan1077]

When I was a kid, I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Since then, eating pizza slices with my hands is the only acceptable way of eating pizza.

No comment has made me lol this hard...<.< Don't tell anyone I said that

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Take pizza triangle (Pizza is not proper if not cut into pseudo-triangles.)
Bite off main point, retrieving any spilt toppings for later.
If necessary, take secondary bite to cut down on spillage.
Fold pizza along the main axis.
Bite pizza so only crusts are left (minor excess of base is allowed)
Unfold crust
Tear
Dip into sauces, careful not to hog sauces and try to use different sauces for each end.

 

[IronDefender410]

Hands all the way.

On a side note, I've always wondered what a pizza would taste like with ranch dressing instead of tomato sauce.

 

[psychguy57]

i eat pizza the Homer Simpson style. rolled up and in under 4 bites