Poll: God's a gamer?

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hairymammoth

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Do you think that maybe there's a slight possibility that God made people for a game? Like the sims? What would you do if you were in control of the world?
 

GloatingSwine

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Consider this: In the event that there is a god and that it exists in the specific manner described by the Bible (as this appears to be the god you are specifically speaking of), then he must have made up all sorts of pretend life forms and left them as fossils in the Earth's crust specifically so that he could have a laugh at the expense of Palaeontologists who wouldn't exist for at least the next five and three quarter thousand years.

So yes, that god must be an incorrigible prankster, who is more apt to have a funny nose and fake moustache than flowing stentorian beard, as he is often depicted.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
I would do a lot of things. I can't even begin to list them all, if I had unlimited freedom.
Same here, most of them wouldn't be beneficial either, if power corrupts then imagine how much evil you'd do with the power of "God".
 

Charli

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I proved it to myself in Black and White, I'd spend ages and ages trying and toiling to please everyone and then get ticked off when those ungreatful buggers keep whining for something or other and throw a random fireball at a mass amount of them, before instantly regretting it and being overly nice afterwards. Rinse. Repeat.


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And my creature would keep eating people when I wasnt looking.
 

Archaon6044

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MaxTheReaper said:
hairymammoth said:
Do you think that maybe there's a slight possibility that God made people for a game? Like the sims? What would you do if you were in control of the world?
No, because I don't believe in god, but I have made a joke with that thinking. "God is just some dude in a basement somewhere, playing his games."

I would do a lot of things. I can't even begin to list them all, if I had unlimited freedom.

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Kukul said:
God is dead.
NIETZSCHE IS DEAD!
Nietzsche said that God is dead, but he's not really, Nietzsche is. this puts a bit of a hole in his credibility.

nah, if i were god, i'd just leave everyone too it. when i play Black and White, i spend the early game building up my home town, then i just bugger off and do all the silver scrolls, and train my creature. occasionally i'll go back, amke some food and wood, and sacrifice some kids for spell power.
 

wewontdie11

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No way is God a gamer. The weapons we have are no where near awesome enough. We don't even have an IRL flak cannon!
 

cainx10a

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GOD Exists [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html] =D
 

Pumpkin_Eater

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I chose the nukes option since I would be a malevolent god. Really though, I'd probably focus on one person at a time and make them intensely unfortunate/miserable for the most part. Killing everyone would be a once every few centuries thing.
 

Beffudled Sheep

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Nukes rule.

Oh and god is a gamer.
Him and all the the other gods get together on weekends for a match of counter strike.

Oh and all the natural disasters happen because god always presses the wrong button.
 

somekindawizard

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if you were God you could make expansion packs to try out each pole option.

**Try the new expansion pack for the hit PC game "GOD". New God ANIMAL DOMINATION! Watch cities get ripped apart by giant chickens, See world leaders kneel before the mighty ant army and many more....** - PC GAMER 95%
 

cainx10a

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MaxTheReaper said:
cainx10a said:
GOD Exists [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html] =D
Fine. I accept that Google is god, but I will not worship it.
I never worship. That is for lesser beings, like yourself.
/insult!
And where did I say that I worshiped Google or any god for that matter?

Archaon6044 said:
cainx10a said:
GOD Exists [http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html] =D
HE IS THE MESSIAH!
Apparently, it's a SHE.

On-Topic: Games have given us the chance to play 'God' for a while now. Trying to change the outcome of a historical battle in Total War: Medieval 1/2, creating our own version of humanity or [insert race here] in The Sims and Spore. And I tend to be supportive of the underdogs, so I would pretty much cause a series of catastrophic event to occur to reduce the world population, by a lot.