Poll: Gordon Freeman vs Chell

[Dreziv]

Freeman V Chell = OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW MACHINEGUNS HURT WHEN THERE'S NO WALLS TO HIDE BEHIND
Freeman V Batman =... Well, I dont red too much batman to tell you that outcome. /shrug. I guess a stalemate there.
Chell V Batman = "IMGONNADROPKICKYOUGIRL!" *Pop* *Pop* Chell wins. Batman dies of starvation and/or gravity poisoning while in the loop.


There, I gave my opinions on all of them.

 

[Ogargd]

Gordon would be portaled to the moon and die /thread.

 

[Bofore13]

If chell has a moon in sight then it really is no competition

 

[razelas]

This kind of thing happened before...

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Batman has already planned thirteen ways to kill each of them in case some disaster ever renders them hostile and material in the DCU.

 

[SillyNilly]

There is only one way to settle this. A contest will be held to see who will stay silent the longest, and will determine who is the greatest of the two. First to crack and speak up loses.

Hmm, now that I think about it, this should be a three-way VS including Fluttershy as a special guest.

She is a Shh World Champ after all..

But of course, the winner will always be Batman (Bolded because Batman is rad like that). No matter what the circumstances are, he wins every time.

gravity poisoning

You win.

 

[nbamaniac]

The obvious choice: Duke Nukem.
Wait, he wasn't an option? Fine...
I don't know. Chell is witty enough to escape most situations, but Gordon has heat seeking rockets and stuff.
Can I just pick Rod Serling? Yes... Rod Serling will destroy them all, while narrating the event.

Adding Duke Nukem when Batman is already one of the choices will be a goddamn overkill. >

and

I like how Batman is in second place.