Poll: Guy got hit in the head with flying dildo

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Peter Langdijk

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The best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo, the flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead.

Mr Skumavc said he was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy - measuring about 12cm in length - at a bucks party to farewell friend's Peter Rolih's bachelorhood.
Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party.
A scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after a while and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests.

Mr Skumavc said those who had seen the infamous ping-pong ball scene in the Australian film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert would know how the party trick worked.

The pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.
"It wasn't a strong shot (when it hit me in the head)," he said. "It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle."
"She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine ... then I touched my forehead and there was blood."

"I don't have a massive experience with dildos," he said. The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.

Source: http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
 

Corpse XxX

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only experience i've had with a dildo/vibrator was at a party, where i put it up my nose and put on the vibration to see how much it tickled..

It tickled immensly!
 

Peter Langdijk

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Terminate421 said:
Did you just watch Jackass 3? (And that scene was pretty funny like the rest of the movie)

Also, Source?
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
 

Meneghetti

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Why I didn't vote on "*Nervous laughter* "THAT NEVER HAPPEND TO ME'":

- HEUHEUHEU THAT NEVER HAPP... *bonk*

- Yep, happened to me too... just NOW... -.-

(This kind of "happening" just always happens to me...)
 

similar.squirrel

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Corpse XxX said:
only experience i've had with a dildo/vibrator was at a party, where i put it up my nose and put on the vibration to see how much it tickled..

It tickled immensly!
I recall reading somewhere that sex-toys are often tested nasally, on account of the physiological similarities between a sneeze and an orgasm. I'll presume that's during the beta phase.