Poll: Guys. What is this forum to you basically?

[Hagi]

But..

But I just got married to your mother...

Which makes me your father.

Which makes me my own GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER...

HA, I shall slander all money you would get from me on blackjack and coke.
Not prostitutes though, I am a married man.
Which means, that you will not inherit money from me, which means I won't inherit money from you.

You think that'll work?

I'll get our family so far in debt it won't have recovered by the time you're born! You shall have no money for blackjack and coke!

And the best part? It'll all be your fault since you didn't raise me right!

 

[Nouw]

A place for me to speak the geek I can't in real life.

So much this.

"Visual novels? BWAHAHAHAHA"
"Anime? BWAHAHAHA"
"X Musical Genre? BWAHAHAHA"

And other minor stuff like videogames.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

But..

But I just got married to your mother...

Which makes me your father.

Which makes me my own GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER...

HA, I shall slander all money you would get from me on blackjack and coke.
Not prostitutes though, I am a married man.
Which means, that you will not inherit money from me, which means I won't inherit money from you.

You think that'll work?

I'll get our family so far in debt it won't have recovered by the time you're born! You shall have no money for blackjack and coke!

And the best part? It'll all be your fault since you didn't raise me right!

What a devious strategy, it seems I must stop your evil plans once more.
By starting a secret swiss bank-account filled with gold and priceless pieces of art.
No-one will be able to access this fortune but me, which gives me the possibility to slander all of it on coke. F*ck blackjack, more coke.
And just for giving me lip, you won't be getting any dinner tonight.

 

[Hagi]

But..

But I just got married to your mother...

Which makes me your father.

Which makes me my own GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER...

HA, I shall slander all money you would get from me on blackjack and coke.
Not prostitutes though, I am a married man.
Which means, that you will not inherit money from me, which means I won't inherit money from you.

You think that'll work?

I'll get our family so far in debt it won't have recovered by the time you're born! You shall have no money for blackjack and coke!

And the best part? It'll all be your fault since you didn't raise me right!

What a devious strategy, it seems I must stop your evil plans once more.
By starting a secret swiss bank-account filled with gold and priceless pieces of art.
No-one will be able to access this fortune but me, which gives me the possibility to slander all of it on coke. F*ck blackjack, more coke.
And just for giving me lip, you won't be getting any dinner tonight.

Damn it... Not that it matters much... We'd probably just be having spaghetti again anyway...

I fear there's but one option left... My past self will have to conquer Switzerland after I get done doing the horizontal tango with your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother. From there I shall install a communistic regime that will last the centuries and have no banking system!

Wait... Does this I had sex with my own great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother... Kinky!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

But..

But I just got married to your mother...

Which makes me your father.

Which makes me my own GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER...

HA, I shall slander all money you would get from me on blackjack and coke.
Not prostitutes though, I am a married man.
Which means, that you will not inherit money from me, which means I won't inherit money from you.

You think that'll work?

I'll get our family so far in debt it won't have recovered by the time you're born! You shall have no money for blackjack and coke!

And the best part? It'll all be your fault since you didn't raise me right!

What a devious strategy, it seems I must stop your evil plans once more.
By starting a secret swiss bank-account filled with gold and priceless pieces of art.
No-one will be able to access this fortune but me, which gives me the possibility to slander all of it on coke. F*ck blackjack, more coke.
And just for giving me lip, you won't be getting any dinner tonight.

Damn it... Not that it matters much... We'd probably just be having spaghetti again anyway...

I fear there's but one option left... My past self will have to conquer Switzerland after I get done doing the horizontal tango with your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother. From there I shall install a communistic regime that will last the centuries and have no banking system!

Wait... Does this I had sex with my own great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother... Kinky!

HA, tonight was grilled cheese night.
And I shall open an account with a different bank then, the swiss account was but a decoy to foily your evil plans of world domination.
And I won't be hearing anymore of this overthrowing switzerland young man, that is unacceptable behaviour and I expect you to grow up and be a tyrannical despot, as is family tradition.

 

[verdant monkai]

Somewhere to discuss video games in depth, I sometimes look at the off topic stuff but 8 times out of 10, its another homosexuality thread.

 

[Hagi]

HA, tonight was grilled cheese night.
And I shall open an account with a different bank then, the swiss account was but a decoy to foily your evil plans of world domination.
And I won't be hearing anymore of this overthrowing switzerland young man, that is unacceptable behaviour and I expect you to grow up and be a tyrannical despot, as is family tradition.

HA, I don't even like cheese!

But fine... I'll become a tyrannical despot, take over the world and outlaw banks, blackjack and coke!

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Mostly, a place to entertain myself. I don't post all that much, as there seems to be hidden requirements that I don't meet to avoid getting insulted on the gaming forums (such as not hating EA, and not showering Valve with my unconditional love), but overall, it's a fine place to hang out. Also, one of the few places where my avatar wouldn't get me flamed.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

HA, tonight was grilled cheese night.
And I shall open an account with a different bank then, the swiss account was but a decoy to foily your evil plans of world domination.
And I won't be hearing anymore of this overthrowing switzerland young man, that is unacceptable behaviour and I expect you to grow up and be a tyrannical despot, as is family tradition.

HA, I don't even like cheese!

But fine... I'll become a tyrannical despot, take over the world and outlaw banks, blackjack and coke!

Ts, as if you could ever outlaw those.
The people would take to the streets over that.
And you ain't gettin any hot chocolate tonight.

 

[Hagi]

HA, tonight was grilled cheese night.
And I shall open an account with a different bank then, the swiss account was but a decoy to foily your evil plans of world domination.
And I won't be hearing anymore of this overthrowing switzerland young man, that is unacceptable behaviour and I expect you to grow up and be a tyrannical despot, as is family tradition.

HA, I don't even like cheese!

But fine... I'll become a tyrannical despot, take over the world and outlaw banks, blackjack and coke!

Ts, as if you could ever outlaw those.
The people would take to the streets over that.
And you ain't gettin any hot chocolate tonight.

Damn it!

And I'll just outlaw streets as well! HA! You didn't think of that did you!?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

The one place I can freely talk about videogames.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

HA, tonight was grilled cheese night.
And I shall open an account with a different bank then, the swiss account was but a decoy to foily your evil plans of world domination.
And I won't be hearing anymore of this overthrowing switzerland young man, that is unacceptable behaviour and I expect you to grow up and be a tyrannical despot, as is family tradition.

HA, I don't even like cheese!

But fine... I'll become a tyrannical despot, take over the world and outlaw banks, blackjack and coke!

Ts, as if you could ever outlaw those.
The people would take to the streets over that.
And you ain't gettin any hot chocolate tonight.

Damn it!

And I'll just outlaw streets as well! HA! You didn't think of that did you!?

Then they shall take to the earth itself and rise up against you.
HA.
They will come by land, sea and air, to get back blackjack and coke.
And no pudding for you next week, mister.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

For me it's pure Escapism (See what I did there, classic stuff. Puntastic) To be honest it's just where I go to get my news, watch some video's, and talk waffle. I enjoy it a lot more now I actually watch something besides ZP. I love Miracle of Sound, Jimqusition and Escape to the Movies. Yeah pretty much it. I'm not hugely active I suppose.

 

[GundamSentinel]

A place to pick up some news and discuss random topics. Yeah, nothing more really.

 

[Easton Dark]

I come here for the news and stay for the option to write my opinion.

I don't think anyone notices me anymore though. Eh...

 

[Scarim Coral]

It's pretty much my way to communicate with other people as in socialize per say and also to engage in the thread/ topic.

 

[Hagi]

HA, tonight was grilled cheese night.
And I shall open an account with a different bank then, the swiss account was but a decoy to foily your evil plans of world domination.
And I won't be hearing anymore of this overthrowing switzerland young man, that is unacceptable behaviour and I expect you to grow up and be a tyrannical despot, as is family tradition.

HA, I don't even like cheese!

But fine... I'll become a tyrannical despot, take over the world and outlaw banks, blackjack and coke!

Ts, as if you could ever outlaw those.
The people would take to the streets over that.
And you ain't gettin any hot chocolate tonight.

Damn it!

And I'll just outlaw streets as well! HA! You didn't think of that did you!?

Then they shall take to the earth itself and rise up against you.
HA.
They will come by land, sea and air, to get back blackjack and coke.
And no pudding for you next week, mister.

Then I shall ban the land, the sea, the air and the earth itself!

We shall live on asteroid colonies in pressurized suits with oxygen getting injected straight into our blood streams! And then we'll be in space and nobody'll care about blackjack and coke because space is simply too awesome!


You've forgotten about the pudding probation now right? Right?

 

[The_Echo]

It's my home forum. Despite my presence here being a bit isolated, this is the place I think I belong on the Internet.

I might go visit other forums, maybe post a bit, but I always come back here.

 

[Poetic Nova]

It's like a fridge with an infinite amount of German beer.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

HA, tonight was grilled cheese night.
And I shall open an account with a different bank then, the swiss account was but a decoy to foily your evil plans of world domination.
And I won't be hearing anymore of this overthrowing switzerland young man, that is unacceptable behaviour and I expect you to grow up and be a tyrannical despot, as is family tradition.

HA, I don't even like cheese!

But fine... I'll become a tyrannical despot, take over the world and outlaw banks, blackjack and coke!

Ts, as if you could ever outlaw those.
The people would take to the streets over that.
And you ain't gettin any hot chocolate tonight.

Damn it!

And I'll just outlaw streets as well! HA! You didn't think of that did you!?

Then they shall take to the earth itself and rise up against you.
HA.
They will come by land, sea and air, to get back blackjack and coke.
And no pudding for you next week, mister.

Then I shall ban the land, the sea, the air and the earth itself!

We shall live on asteroid colonies in pressurized suits with oxygen getting injected straight into our blood streams! And then we'll be in space and nobody'll care about blackjack and coke because space is simply too awesome!


You've forgotten about the pudding probation now right? Right?

First of all, I am dissapointed in you, had you paid attention in class instead of planning world domination, you would know that human bodies don't work like that.
Having oxygen injected straight into the bloodstream will result in a very painful death.
I am dissapointed in you for not having thought your tyrannical fantasies through.

Also, the only thing better than space is space ON COKE.

Stuff like that will definitely not make me forget about the pudding prohibition.
But I will let you try again, if you impress me enough, you get to have the pudding of your choice for all of next week.