It was just halloween, and as i do, i dressed up in the full ninja suit, stereotypical one-duh. and i thought about it before i left, thinking, im too old to get candy. so i did something else. i scared children 
hiding in bushes,
(since i do parkour) jumping over fences and roll behind em
and long story short, being a ninja dick
and so between my martial arts and the parkour this was a fun as halloween, but there was one child that was a pirate, so i had to get him, i jumped outta one bush, got the kid and took him into the other bush and just chuckled and told the kid to shush, he screamed, his "supervisor" screamed, and then i let him go and laughed, the kid laughed but then quickly ran. and his mother said i was an immoral heartless f*ck
Agree?
By the way, i did get the candy.
hiding in bushes,
(since i do parkour) jumping over fences and roll behind em
and long story short, being a ninja dick
and so between my martial arts and the parkour this was a fun as halloween, but there was one child that was a pirate, so i had to get him, i jumped outta one bush, got the kid and took him into the other bush and just chuckled and told the kid to shush, he screamed, his "supervisor" screamed, and then i let him go and laughed, the kid laughed but then quickly ran. and his mother said i was an immoral heartless f*ck
Agree?
By the way, i did get the candy.