Poll: Hardest Would You Rather Ever

[Lazy Kitty]

I choose option D.
I can make up my mind but I want everyone to suffer.
Because I'm Evil.
Causing as much suffering as possible is my longterm goal.
Well, that and keeping myself entertained.

 

[Mannayz]

I'll be the next one in one of those express elevators to Hell.

TAKE.
EVERYONE.
WITH ME.

 

[YawningAngel]

I can't help but feel that damning one hundred people is a beautiful kickback at God. After all, you only need act once: he then has to spend all eternity inflicting this punishment.

 

[razer17]

The 100 hundred random people, every day of the week. If I don't know you, then I don't care.

 

[Griffolion]

Like others, I'd rather pick myself.

But if I couldn't pick myself, I'd pick my loved one. Why? All my loved ones, like myself, are atheists and we don't really get on well with the sorts of people who say they are going to heaven. So my loved one wouldn't really enjoy being doomed to hang out with those people in heaven. Our other friends and loved ones will be in Hell, so they'd be around people they know.

Sadly, in this scenario, then I'd be stuck in heaven with the creepy Westboro Baptist People, and all sorts of other judgemental people I don't want to have anything to do with.

Probably not, the very fact they're judgemental means they have some work to do before they 'go up into' this heaven you speak of.

By the way, not all Christians are westboro types or 'judgemental'. Some of us are genuinely nice people who try very hard to love unconditionally like Jesus did. It's pretty hurtful to tar us with that very negative brush when we're as against that as you are.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Is it time to get all Trolly Face and claim that the one closest to me would in fact be Jesus?

 

[Lawnmooer]

I'd damn the 100 random people...

I care too much for the people in my life.

Also what are the chances of the 100 people all being douches? or even a majority?

Pretty easy decision to be honest.