Poll: Have you tried Breakfast Sludge?

[TingaWinga]

Spoiler: Breakfast Sludge

Have You?
If Yes Have You Tried It

 

[TheFunPolice]

I'm so going to make one of those later

 

[Cheesus333]

Can I do it without tea or coffee?

*re-reads*

Angry Guide Man says 'Fuck to the No.'

I'ma try that. Maybe. I kind of like my dick, you know?

 

[Hiname]

Good thing I don't have a dick to be blown off, I'll pass on that, anyway..

 

[Jonluw]

I... might try that out some time...

 

[loc978]

I find it funny that he mentions low-fat milk as an alternative for fat fucks, yet endorses dumping in both some sugary-ass hot chocolate and pure sugar. Real breakfast sludge is made of eggs and pork.

 

[TheFunPolice]

Okay.... that was epic!

 

[s0m3th1ng]

I find it funny that he mentions low-fat milk as an alternative for fat fucks, yet endorses dumping in both some sugary-ass hot chocolate and pure sugar. Real breakfast sludge is made of eggs and pork.

Raw eggs, bacon, and vodka.
Breakfast of Russian Ninjas.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

My god. I must have one.

 

[jakko12345]

it is now my quest to try this...

 

[Best of the 3]

I shall try this in a few days from now when I go down to Nottingham. Looks good.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Yes. It was all right.

 

[The Gnome King]

*sludge*

I make my own version, I suppose. I throw a bunch of crap into my Vitamix blender and mix in enough green matcha tea powder to equal the caffeine content of 3-4 cups of coffee. By "crap in my blender" I mean soy milk, a banana, some oatmeal - yes it blends - and maybe some berries.

I'm a vegan, though, and I have discriminating tastes in caffeine so my breakfast sludge has to conform to my needs. It comes out green and tasting of berries and tea.

Dinner sludge is also prepared in the blender. Who has time to stir?

 

[TingaWinga]

I Just made some more its so tasty!
Even though you feel when you are making it that its just a mess and shouldnt taste nice
SO GOOD!
And the coffee helps to keep me awake

 

[Mr Shrike]

I will have one, I swear it!

Tomorrow morning shall be amazing!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Intriguing. Might give that a shot tomorrow then. With emergency reserve bacon on standby, naturally

 

[StellarViking]

I made two.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Gah! I'm out of hot chocolate powder. Tomorrow, fo' sho'. I'll run down to the supermarket and start my day off right. Then record my findings here.

EDIT: The part where it says you can add as much coffee as you want led to me using relatively way too much coffee*. I balanced the mixture better for the second try and it was pretty good.

*Strictly speaking, I don't believe in too much coffee, but my point is that the sludge relly just ended up being chunky coffee.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Good thing I don't have a dick to be blown off, I'll pass on that, anyway..

It covers girls as well, to quote the recipe;

Women should concult their doctor before drinking this shit because of the sheer amount of testosterone while making and drinking this sludge may cause you to grow a penis, which will then be blown off from how fucking good this shit actually is.

OT: Yes, I have tried it and JESUS CHRIST it is so fucking tasty it's unreal. Seriously, the description is accurate, besides the dick blowing up part.

Calumon: Jack said if I drank I'd be flying everywhere, but I already do!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Spoiler: Breakfast Sludge

Have You?
If Yes Have You Tried It

Trying it now. Needs two wheat biscuit things for maximum sludginess though. It's surprisingly good!