Poll: Help Me! I'm Hungry!

[gallaetha_matt]

Grilled cheese right now. Get your ass away from your computer, go to the kitchen and make yourself a goddamn grill cheese. Before you do anything sprint to your nearest grocery store, buy ham and a pineapple. Return home and make yourself a fucking delicious grill cheese, or so help me I will slap you through the monitor.

Very this. When people in war movies say that they love the taste of 'victory' this is what they're talking about. Victory tastes like a ham, cheese and pineapple toastie. I have proved this with empirical research.

The ultimate lazy, two slices of bread food is just plain old toast though. It's simple, easy and doesn't take much washing up. A definate boon for lazy folks like me. I can cook all day but the prospect of doing dishes fills me with blinding terror.

 

[Swifteye]

Can you cook? Do you have eggs, butter, and a pan? I'd say make a egg and cheese omelete sandwich. Build an omelete while putting some bread on another pan making sure the cheese on each piece melts decently and the bread turns golden or close too it. Switch them out and keep an eye on the omoelete you should start moving the loose liquid around when it's just about formed a complete bottom on the pan move some of it slighty so that the egg touches the pan although not all of it need to do that. once the egg is only kinda wet put whatever sort of thing you want in it on it if it's cheese let it melt for a bit. once it's done take it off the pan and put it in a fold then cut lengthwise so you can put it on a sandwich. After that you can eat it.

I'm actually a really good cook but there are two factors: laziness and lack of ingredients. Pathetic that I don't want to wash my omelette pan or even construct one.

Tsk tsk tsk. You should never be soo lazy that you would deny yourself good eats. Oh well you can do what I do when I feel lazy. eat processed materials.

 

[Codor]

Need more options grilledcheesehotdogpeanutbutterorgy sandwich.
Yes it's a new word.

 

[StBishop]

Can we have a comprehensive list of all ingredients?

I'm leaning toward toasted cheese-and-sausage sandwich.

Or grilled peanut butter and jam/jelly toast. Seriously. I've had it before.

These are really only the ingredients I want to work with mainly because hotdogs and peanut butter are the only two proteins I have.

Why not have peanut butter hotdogs with cheese?

It sounds a little silly, but I think it has merit.

I'm about to have Vegimite toast with Spagetti Bolognaise on it. Delicious!

 

[DiMono]

These are really only the ingredients I want to work with mainly because hotdogs and peanut butter are the only two proteins I have.

Hot dog with peanut butter on it. Bam, I just saved your life.

Although, since you posted the thread an hour ago, if you really haven't eaten anything by now you likely have more problems than a lack of ingredients.

 

[PeePantz]

Tsk tsk tsk. You should never be soo lazy that you would deny yourself good eats. Oh well you can do what I do when I feel lazy. eat processed materials.

I know, maybe my laziness is due to lack of nourishment though, haha. I might have a hotpocket in the freezer, but no. The rest require perishable items, so logically, I should eat them first.

 

[kouriichi]

Grilled cheese, lightly sprinked with Jane's Crazy Mixed up salt and seasoned salt, with sharp chedder and swiss filler.

^ Its to die for ^

 

[shadyh8er]

I won't tell you what I voted, but I will say that you can do my choice "with a baseball bat." (Oh that came out so wrong!)

 

[SulfuricDonut]

Try Peanut Butter with a few Chocolate Chips on it.
(not too many chocolate chips; just enough to get about 1 chip in each large bite of sandwich.)

It's like eating a Reese Sandwich and is rather delicious.

 

[PeePantz]

Okay, I just finished Dr. Who, so it's time. According to you guys, a grilled cheese is what I'll be eating. A picture will ensue.

 

[PeePantz]

Thank you escapists! Here is your (my?) reward:

Spoiler

By the way, it was one of the most delicious grilled cheese sandwich I have ever had in my life!

 

[Kranay]

Grilled cheese is godly, but I'm more of a hotdog kind of guy...That didn't sound like a double entendre at all. Depends on what kind of hotdog - the microwavable stuff is crap, but a barbecued hotdog (even if it's cold) is pure awesome. In a bun.

 

[Madara XIII]

I won't tell you what I voted, but I will say that you can do my choice "with a baseball bat." (Oh that came out so wrong!)

*giggles* Oooh My!!! Sounds fun and forceful!! Mwahahaha Reminds me of the time me and my ex got into a fight then she started *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK* me with a cucumber then I just retorted back with a *BLAAAANK* then started shoving *BLAAAANK BLANK BLANNK* with a screwdriver. Then she had the nerve to *BLAAAAAAAANK BLANK BLANK BLAAAAANK BLANK* Lightbulb *BLANK BLANK* toothpaste tube *BLANK BLANK BLAAAAAAAAANK* And that's how we made a Blueberry Pie

 

[shadyh8er]

I won't tell you what I voted, but I will say that you can do my choice "with a baseball bat." (Oh that came out so wrong!)

*giggles* Oooh My!!! Sounds fun and forceful!! Mwahahaha Reminds me of the time me and my ex got into a fight then she started *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK* me with a cucumber then I just retorted back with a *BLAAAANK* then started shoving *BLAAAANK BLANK BLANNK* with a screwdriver. Then she had the nerve to *BLAAAAAAAANK BLANK BLANK BLAAAAANK BLANK* Lightbulb *BLANK BLANK* toothpaste tube *BLANK BLANK BLAAAAAAAAANK* And that's how we made a Blueberry Pie

I would like to taste that blueberry pie of yours.

 

[Madara XIII]

I won't tell you what I voted, but I will say that you can do my choice "with a baseball bat." (Oh that came out so wrong!)

*giggles* Oooh My!!! Sounds fun and forceful!! Mwahahaha Reminds me of the time me and my ex got into a fight then she started *BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK* me with a cucumber then I just retorted back with a *BLAAAANK* then started shoving *BLAAAANK BLANK BLANNK* with a screwdriver. Then she had the nerve to *BLAAAAAAAANK BLANK BLANK BLAAAAANK BLANK* Lightbulb *BLANK BLANK* toothpaste tube *BLANK BLANK BLAAAAAAAAANK* And that's how we made a Blueberry Pie

I would like to taste that blueberry pie of yours.

Well I guess you could say the taste is *SUNGLASSES* Orgasmic

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH XD