Poll: Help me settle this.
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Salads are fan-fucking-tastic. Why on Earth would it be weird to eat a salad? Especially since you can essentially put whatever you want on them. Mine normally have a thin, miserable layer of green things under terrifyingly thick strata of meat, cheese, croutons, and dressing.
I usually sprinkle my salad with raw meat of an animal that I caught and killed with my own hands to make it a little bit more manly...
but seriously.
is she for real?
but seriously.
is she for real?
It's totally not masculine to eat food which will improve your health! Only women should be able to eat food from plants!
I come on, just tell your girlfriend she's being really sexist and get really grumpy about it.
A REAL man will eat what ever's put in front of him, even a bicycle.
A REAL man will eat what ever's put in front of him, even a bicycle.
I FUCKING LOVE SALAD.
Usually have some tomato, maybe a hard boiled egg, some nice italian dressing, croutons, mozzarella, and onions.
Gonna go make one now.
Usually have some tomato, maybe a hard boiled egg, some nice italian dressing, croutons, mozzarella, and onions.
Gonna go make one now.
I mean NO offense WHAT so ever by saying this, but your girlfriend sounds shallow if that's how she reacts to someone who has preferences/cares about their body/etc.AdmanUK said:
that being said I eat salads too... well not so much salads so much as plain lettuce with some croutons to give it flavor and crunch.
but no, there's nothing wrong with it and nothing immasculine about it, I'm pretty sure half of the "No it's not okay" people or trolls or making fun of the southern stereo-type of america (you know, that "Guys hunt and eat meat and nothing else while women are their objects and the only religion is christianity and republicans are always right and the government never lies and regan was the best president ever!" ...that stereotype)
I really really love Caesar Salad; my favourite food in fact. So I see nothing unmanly about liking salad.
This thread just gave me the weirdest experience. I read the OP, thought "what a silly question, the answer's so obvious, how can this guy be that oblivious to it, he'll be amazed when he see's the results", I clicked my answer and thought "What the fuck, 95%?! How can so many people not know that eating salad is as unmanly as it gets?" I'm still amazed. I hope you're all talking about beef steak salads or pork rib salads or something like that. Jeez.
You could always tell her:
"Ok, I'll sit here being not-manly eating this salad and preserving my health while you go live with someone that will have a heart attack by the age of 35."
I voted yes, of course. what the f*ck is wrong with eating a salad?
"Ok, I'll sit here being not-manly eating this salad and preserving my health while you go live with someone that will have a heart attack by the age of 35."
I voted yes, of course. what the f*ck is wrong with eating a salad?
What? What what what? What is unmanly about eating salad?
I mean, I don't eat it, but that's because it tastes bad and I make poor nutricional choices. It never made me manlier.
If she continues to complain then start eating salads in a manlier way. Defeat the vegetables in mortal combat first, maybe.
I CRUSH YOU, LETTUCE! NOW I DEVOUR YOU TO GAIN YOUR POWER! *glomp*
I mean, I don't eat it, but that's because it tastes bad and I make poor nutricional choices. It never made me manlier.
If she continues to complain then start eating salads in a manlier way. Defeat the vegetables in mortal combat first, maybe.
I CRUSH YOU, LETTUCE! NOW I DEVOUR YOU TO GAIN YOUR POWER! *glomp*
A real man knows which fork to eat his salad with, and which fork with which to stab his enemies!