Poll: How do you eat your soup?

[lizards]

a tooth pick, and if those arent around chopsticks

bahahahahaha, i feel bad now...

 

[Hyper-space]

I use a trident and a glock.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

I use a spoon to eat soup, as a spoon is the most logical choice for just about everything you could possibly need to eat. The only time a fork or a knife are required are for things that require stabbing or slicing, which makes the typical use of a fork to eat moist soft foods like cake so utterly baffling to me - why would you eat crumbly foods with a utensil that has large gaps? If you're scooping things up, use a bloody spoon, it's why we have those.

 

[child of lileth]

I usually use a spoon. Sometimes, if I have something think like noodles in it, I'll use a fork and do the lift the bowl thing at the end.

 

[mexicola]

I live in a secluded mountain village where internet is brought to us once a month by a caravan. Now I'm just mentioning it so you would get the picture and I understand if you find my customs odd, but I like to eat my soup with a spoon.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I twirl the fork and eat it like spaghetti. And i'm talking about the liquid, that's how awesome I am.

 

[Captain Booyah]

I'm surprised at the amount of people saying they pick up the bowl and drink it. (I've only ever seen one person do it, and it made me gag >_>)

I eat soup with a spoon. Very daintily. 'Cause I'm British.

 

[no oneder]

I'm surprised at the amount of people saying they pick up the bowl and drink it. (I've only ever seen one person do it, and it made me gag >_>)

I eat soup with a spoon. Very daintily. 'Cause I'm British.

Yes it's gross. But a lot of people do it here.

 

[Captain Booyah]

I'm surprised at the amount of people saying they pick up the bowl and drink it. (I've only ever seen one person do it, and it made me gag >_>)

I eat soup with a spoon. Very daintily. 'Cause I'm British.

Yes it's gross. But a lot of people do it here.

Indeed -- bad Escapists! *hits randomer with rolled-up newspaper*

 

[Fraught]

I eat soup with fuckin' toothpicks.

Because isn't that what everyone uses?

 

[Jamash]

It's stupid that there's a poll option for Toothpick but none for Cup, because I've never come across a brand of soup called Toothpick-a-Soup...

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

I use a fucking tooth pick. I put them all in my bowl, let them absorb a Little bit of soup, then eat the tooth picks. It gives that bloody edge you've alkways wanted!

 

[emeraldrafael]

How come the straw option isnt here?

Seriously, maybe i just go to bad places, but it seems like no matter wat soup no matter where at they might as well give to me in my drinking glass.

anyway, i use a straw.

 

[Lawnmooer]

Spork.

Because Spork > All.

 

[_Janny_]

Someone eating an entire bowl of soup with a toothpick would be very badass. And should totally be uploaded on youtube. >.>

I'm boring, so I eat my soup with a spoon.

 

[el_kabong]

I see you left out funnel. The quickest, and therefore best, way to eat soup.

 

[Supernatural Girl]

I have around 6 slices of bread and dunk them individually. That usually soaks up half a bowl of soup, then I use a spoon for the rest. I want some soup now : ) SOUP TIME!

 

[no oneder]

It's stupid that there's a poll option for Toothpick but none for Cup, because I've never come across a brand of soup called Toothpick-a-Soup...

From many polls I've seen ere I thought it was common to have completely unrelated options in polls.

Isn't that tradition or something?