Poll: How do you kiss?

[the rye]

Well i haven't exactly got round to this kissing business yet so i wouldn't know.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Ya, cause you should always have a knife present during sex

You mean you don't? O.O

 

[Fbuh]

With my crot--nonono do not want to get suspended

I tend to go for little sucking kisses on the neck

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

lolz, loaded M16 for this guy. talk about blowing a load!

AR-15 for me. Too pig to fit under the pillow, but the loaded clip isn't. XD

Although I probably have a few too many weapons within arm's reach of my bed. At least, that's if you asked someone not me. XD

 

[lightyagami]

I chose "I like to use tongue" because it feels nice with tongues but I don't know how to KISS like that...kissing does NOT come naturally to me despite having done it about 8 times now. I just do not get it. What happened earlier today: He went straight in with his tongue and I had no idea what to do or how to move it, what direction, how I was supposed to move my lips and head?.I was APPALLING. Teeth bashed together, funny noises happened, and I just stood there lifeless with his tongue there and no idea what to do. And funnily enough, when he suggested I move my tongue to the roof of my mouth near the front, and our tongues kind of rubbed together better, and I thought it was going well, he then moved away and hugged me and was like ?Don?t worry, it?s okay, we?ll practice?. And I was like??...FML