Here is a hidden gem of dialogue from KOTOR:
Revan: Awesome, we are totally Dark Side and Sithed up now!
Malak: Yeah! We gotta do all this bad ass stuff now!
Revan: How're you gonna start out?
Malak: First, I'm gonna start shaving with my lightsaber!
<pulls it out and begins, only a few seconds later we get the inevitable results>
Revan: Jeez, I was just gonna order some greasy takeout dude.
Revan: Awesome, we are totally Dark Side and Sithed up now!
Malak: Yeah! We gotta do all this bad ass stuff now!
Revan: How're you gonna start out?
Malak: First, I'm gonna start shaving with my lightsaber!
<pulls it out and begins, only a few seconds later we get the inevitable results>
Revan: Jeez, I was just gonna order some greasy takeout dude.