Poll: how does pacman move?

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Goomboss

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i might make a new poll...what do the dots taste like...or where does he store them lol
wait i bet he stores them in his cheeks because he is 2D we cant tell how wide he is...
 

Linkmyster

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Goomboss said:
impactsickness said:
Goomboss said:
impactsickness said:
Davey Woo said:
The maze he lives in is actually a surreal painting, where ALL the surfaces slope down, and they are lined with grease, so he simply slides everywhere
how does he slide back the direction he came from?

my hypothesis is that he has a small slave child that carries him around everywhere
does he pay the slave child?
yes but its minimum wage
is it really a slave child or his love child?
Both.

At the same time.

SIDEWAYS =D (patented saying do not nick)
 

Goomboss

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Linkmyster said:
Goomboss said:
impactsickness said:
Goomboss said:
impactsickness said:
Davey Woo said:
The maze he lives in is actually a surreal painting, where ALL the surfaces slope down, and they are lined with grease, so he simply slides everywhere
how does he slide back the direction he came from?

my hypothesis is that he has a small slave child that carries him around everywhere
does he pay the slave child?
yes but its minimum wage
is it really a slave child or his love child?
Both.

At the same time.

SIDEWAYS =D (patented saying do not nick)
hmm lovechild slavery has grown in the recent years
 

Anchupom

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Here's my theory :

.The black floor is similar to ice
..Pac-man is like a hocky puck
...The walls have constantly varying levels of gravity
....Ghosts cannot be effected by such gravity
.....Pac-man can
......He is pulled over the ice like floor towards said walls
.......Thus, he glides.


A/N :Everyone who has participated in this discussion has earned a horrible death by 4 ghosts but will be reviered as the gaming world's greatest philosophers and thus spend an eternity in gaming heaven, where the only sonic games availabe are the 2D ones and casual gaming doesnt exist.

Amen
XD
 

Fralf

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None of the above packman simply walks, it's just the camera angle theat makes him apear to have no limbs.
 

Goomboss

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Anchupom said:
Here's my theory :

.The black floor is similar to ice
..Pac-man is like a hocky puck
...The walls have constantly varying levels of gravity
....Ghosts cannot be effected by such gravity
.....Pac-man can
......He is pulled over the ice like floor towards said walls
.......Thus, he glides.


A/N :Everyone who has participated in this discussion has earned a horrible death by 4 ghosts but will be reviered as the gaming world's greatest philosophers and thus spend an eternity in gaming heaven, where the only sonic games availabe are the 2D ones and casual gaming doesnt exist.

Amen
XD
im sorted for life
 

teknoarcanist

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"None of the above packman simply walks, it's just the camera angle theat makes him apear to have no limbs."

...by that logic....wouldn't his head open sideways?



The worm-hole one is the closest.

What he's actually doing is altering the strong nuclear force of matter; a bit stronger in front, and a bit weaker behind. This perpetually 'pinches' the space behind him while 'pushing' it out the back, which results in what appears to be forward momentum. He is, in effect, within a self-induced bubble of space-time.

Little-known fact: if you're able to eat all four power pellets within three seconds of one another, pac-man jumps up to light-speed. The ghosts start moving backwards, the maze deconstructs around you, and you have to watch him be born, and then slip backwards into un-life.

(waaaaa-waaaaa-waaa-wa-wah.)
 

Linkmyster

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Goomboss said:
wait HOW THE HELL DID HE GET INSIDE THE MAZE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Its obvious. In the beginning there was pacman. He was happy just existing without time. Then Time came along and caused everything to set in motion in the form of the big bang. So that Pacman didn't get pissy with him time created a maze around him with all the yellow dots of super special awsomeness he could eat. And thus he was happy =]
 

Goomboss

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Linkmyster said:
Goomboss said:
wait HOW THE HELL DID HE GET INSIDE THE MAZE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Its obvious. In the beginning there was pacman. He was happy just existing without time. Then Time came along and caused everything to set in motion in the form of the big bang. So that Pacman didn't get pissy with him time created a maze around him with all the yellow dots of super special awsomeness he could eat. And thus he was happy =]
so what does he do when the dots are all gone...surely dodging ghosts will get boring and the four of them should be able to outsmart him sometime in there life
 

Goomboss

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teknoarcanist said:
"None of the above packman simply walks, it's just the camera angle theat makes him apear to have no limbs."

...by that logic....wouldn't his head open sideways?



The worm-hole one is the closest.

What he's actually doing is altering the strong nuclear force of matter; a bit stronger in front, and a bit weaker behind. This perpetually 'pinches' the space behind him while 'pushing' it out the back, which results in what appears to be forward momentum. He is, in effect, within a self-induced bubble of space-time.

Little-known fact: if you're able to eat all four power pellets within three seconds of one another, pac-man jumps up to light-speed. The ghosts start moving backwards, the maze deconstructs around you, and you have to watch him be born, and then slip backwards into un-life.

(waaaaa-waaaaa-waaa-wa-wah.)
its also well known that if you eat all four ghost's while looking in one direction without turning or eating a single dot, you watch a secret video showing you how he moves...in the credits is a link...its subliminal so keep your eyes open...for the safety of the secret i cannot tell you this link
 

Goomboss

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Izerous said:
With newer pacman games they gave him legs.
yes but how did he recieve these legs? is it not a possibility that the pac man with legs is an imposter in a suit?
 

Linkmyster

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Goomboss said:
Linkmyster said:
Goomboss said:
wait HOW THE HELL DID HE GET INSIDE THE MAZE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Its obvious. In the beginning there was pacman. He was happy just existing without time. Then Time came along and caused everything to set in motion in the form of the big bang. So that Pacman didn't get pissy with him time created a maze around him with all the yellow dots of super special awsomeness he could eat. And thus he was happy =]
so what does he do when the dots are all gone...surely dodging ghosts will get boring and the four of them should be able to outsmart him sometime in there life
Due to the yellow dots being created by time they are endless and the Ghosts are chavs and thus will never learn xD