Poll: How far we have come

[Souplex]

Previously on the Escapist:
Souplex: I have set up a satellite network to monitor Canaida, if they make a move I will know!
ajb924: How do you afford these things?
Flying-Emu: What do you mean cut the red wire? They're all red wires!
Mookie_Mag: Oh my- *Explosion*.
Neonbob: Tell me what is going on!?
Knight Templar: Very well; it is time you learned the truth.
UltraJoe: I never said I could fix this, I am just an average Joe!
Souplex: Thats impossible; you're dead! I strangled you with your own intestines and then danced merrily on top of your corpse!
MaxTheReaper: Not merrily enough!
And now the thrilling conclusion! (Please keep the discussion about the stuff that follows.)

What is the first post you have ever made on the Escapist? Heres mine: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.67183?page=2#591281 My goodness, where does the time go?
That said, gimme' your two cents!
The rest can be found in the links contained within this link: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.124189#2549159

 

[APPCRASH]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.105952#1720988

My wittiness knew no bounds!

 

[Souplex]

If I understood the context of the dialogue it would be funnier. Is this a series I missed or something?

It is just the type of insanity that pops into my head when I cannot fall asleep.

 

[Dorian]

Damn! It's been a while. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84149#1191607] I sure looked like the average new-guy, looking back.

And now, look at me! 3506 posts later, and I'm insane! And Neon hasn't bitten my head off!

Those Escapist episodes are pretty entertaining too.

EDIT: And still haven't gotten in any real trouble.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.68472#629968

My grammar back then makes me cringe.

 

[Motti]

251 posts of reason and intelligence started with this one . . . and ended when I flamed an anarchist and got myself on probation *hangs head in shame*.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.85376#1239978

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/6.114766?page=5#2138155

Glad to see I stopped abbreviating things, curse my History teacher, her powers are strong...

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

251 posts of reason and intelligence started with this one . . . and ended when I flamed an anarchist and got myself on probation *hangs head in shame*.

Wow, my troll sense didn't just tingle while I was reading that guy's posts, they lit up like a Christmas tree.

Edit: make that a nuclear Christmas tree. He did post some good music though.

 

[ExaltedK9]

Memories.

The first post I ever made here was a question: What animal would you most like to be?

Get it? eh? eh?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.57048?page=7#571297

This. I had a Duck Hunt avatar back then.
Hehehe. Bloody Dog.

 

[A random person]

This:http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.108571?page=2#1834967
But if you want somewhat better characterization, here's another early one:http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.108756?page=2#1845545
I know it's more than my first post, but this was about where we started, and that second one provides a better view of my origins here.

Yes, I came here for the purpose of being our resident youth rights/teens aren't retards advocate. I still serve that purpose.

Edit: Souplex, this is overly blunt and self-promotional, but I'd like to be in one of those "previously on the Escapist" things. I'll just keep trying and failing to be interesting and notable here in the meantime.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

It was all the way back when I was still working out the kinks of my fake persona.
I reckoned a fifteen, sixteen year old dude desperately trying to surpress his emotions would be looked down upon.
Labeled "emo", or something.
Nowadays, I'm much more honest.

Unfortunately, I cannot seem to find it in my list of posts.
I will just say it was a looong post about "reverse-discrimination".
I used to really think out my posts back then.
Most of the time.

 

[blaze96]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.56957?page=3#428930

The one time I was funny.

 

[Souplex]

Am I the only one who hasn't changed at all?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Fuck it, give the people what they want:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.98962?page=1

Hmm, rather dissapointing and bland but hey, watcha' gonna do?

That time I was suspended for joking about rape is much more interesting... and recent.

 

[Kinguendo]

Here you go...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.106158?page=2#1732140

There my first... looking to start a fight from the start... Kinda sad now, I am so kind and stuff.

 

[bodyklok]

I don't care for them, I rarely find them amusing and so to me theres almost no point.

 

[Kinguendo]

*cough* http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.81506#1088565
Uh, well.
You did ask.

I still tend towards one-liners, but at least they aren't quite so...flamebaiting?

Hahaha, troll-n00b(!)

... Yeah, me too. 6_6

 

[Souplex]

I don't care for them, I rarely find them amusing and so to me theres almost no point.

I feel that if you complain about one part you should at least contribute to the part that you feel doesn't warrant a complaint, what was your first post?

 

[Legion]

Here you go...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.106158?page=2#1732140

There my first... looking to start a fight from the start... Kinda sad now, I am so kind and stuff.

...Okay, it says you joined "10 Apr 2009."
But that post took place "9 Apr 2009."
So...how is that possible?

Different time zone.