Poll: How many STDs do you think Duke Nukem has?

[La Barata]

It doesn't matter. What happens in Duke, Stays in Duke.

 

[Ickorus]

There is a scientific answer to this question you see, what happens is when he contracts an STD it is stored in his body, each one of which causes him to slow down slightly or regenerate to a new form of Duke. when he has contracted too many his immune system will abandon him and soon after that a new immune system will move in and revive him, this immune system then ejects the STD's in the form of a shitty game.

The whole process is theorised to take approximately 14 years.

 

[Dags90]

He has herpegonasyphilaids.

No HPV?

Almost 80% of the sexually active adult population contracts some form of HPV in their lifetime. Those odds are more heavily stacked than Katy Perry.

 

[Risingblade]

He has 5

 

[WouldYouKindly]

He has herpegonasyphilaids.

No HPV?

Almost 80% of the sexually active adult population contracts some form of HPV in their lifetime. Those odds are more heavily stacked than Katy Perry.

You try to fit human papilloma virus somewhere in that word. I've done what I can.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

He's probably like Mr. Burns in that he has so many pathogens swimming around his body that they have reached a sort of equilibrium with each other. Also, anything he bleeds, coughs, pees, or ...uh..."other" on is disintegrated.

 

[Sleekgiant]

42 people answered all of them.....this is a sign

 

[AngryNerd]

He definitely has all of them. Definitely.

 

[Dags90]

You try to fit human papilloma virus somewhere in that word. I've done what I can.

It's also missing trichomoniasis.
So maybe:
tricholomaherpegonasyphilaids?

 

[Icehearted]

I think it'd be like the explanation Dr. Hibbert gave about how Monty Burns is alive because he has so many diseases they're all sort of crammed into one another thus blocking their ill effects.

 

[Darknacht]

Three Stooges Syndrome <- That is how many.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Three%20Stooges%20Syndrome

 

[Liudeius]

More than you can name.
They had to cut a substantial amount of content from the game because Duke used his "gun" too much to defeat aliens.

 

[Himmelgeher]

I'm so glad "all of them" was an option. Because there's no way he doesn't.

 

[SD-Fiend]

he has them all but due to him being him the STD's harmonized with him and he is now an STD factory pretty much. heck he's even beaten me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

All of them. Even the ones that only women can get. He's just infected like that.

 

[Shakomaru]

Not all of them. MORE THAN ALL OF THEM.

 

[The Lugz]

he has every disease there is, that's why he got so much squishier since dn3d because he constantly spends the game fighting a biological war at the same time as platshooting

also, i have to be an ass and point out that 3+ is basically the same as 'all of them', because you know.. someone has to.

 

[v3n0mat3]

None, because his Immune system kicked their ass.

 

[William Dickbringer]

Zero why?
because he's fucking duke nukem that's why

 

[SD-Fiend]

All of them. Even the ones that only women can get. He's just infected like that.

more than that he has ones that only animals can get even ones that don't exist on this planet