Poll: How many teeth do you have?

[Communist partisan]

All of'em 32, but one or two got cracks in'em...

 

[pspman45]

33
its weird, like all that time spend playing Fallout 3 has made my dream come true, I have a mutation!

 

[Dabono]

Something like 23,000. In AaAaAA!!! (A reckless disregard for gravity) that is...

 

[Amaria]

I have 28, but I had my 3 wisdom teeth pulled out a few weeks ago, so it used to be 31.

 

[Murray Kitson]

31 for me...

 

[Stasisesque]

32 teeth as far as I can tell. I think they're all in place and relatively straight. I have a bit of a receding gum line though, trying to work on that now. A dentist that my sister talked to has said that you can massage your gums down or up to push them back where they should be, over time they're supposed to return.

Hope it works, right now I can't tell any difference because I just recently started trying it.

That won't work. Sorry.

See a dentist, your gumline is receding either due to vigorous brushing - in which case you merely need to move to a softer toothbrush and improve your brushing technique; or due to gum disease, in which case steps will need to be taken to stop it.

But you can't "push them back to where they should be".

 

[jpoon]

32 teeth as far as I can tell. I think they're all in place and relatively straight. I have a bit of a receding gum line though, trying to work on that now. A dentist that my sister talked to has said that you can massage your gums down or up to push them back where they should be, over time they're supposed to return.

Hope it works, right now I can't tell any difference because I just recently started trying it.

That won't work. Sorry.

See a dentist, your gumline is receding either due to vigorous brushing - in which case you merely need to move to a softer toothbrush and improve your brushing technique; or due to gum disease, in which case steps will need to be taken to stop it.

But you can't "push them back to where they should be".

Yeah, I have care credit that I'm getting ready to use to get it all figured out. This was just something they have said you can do in the meantime without any assistance.

 

[Taekro]

31, waiting for my left bottom wisdom tooth.

 

[Joseph Valdez]

28.
Some of which are still baby teeth as I never had the adult teeth pushing them out.

So you have 28 teeth and you're post #28 huh

 

[Hafnium]

28, hadn't thought about that.
I have had all my 4 wisdom-teeth pulled (3 with surgery), but so I'm guessing the default is 32 if you never need an extraction.

Captcha: "i'm sorry dave"
What the hell?

 

[ChaoticKraus]

29 and three halfs.

Two wisdom teeth on the way up, and one being broken in half since the dentists office doesn't upon until monday.

So here i sit looking like a redneck and/or retard.

 

[sean360h]

24 as well i had 4 pulled for braces

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

32...got a big mouth and my teeth all lined up good except for when i was a young teen so had braces for a while.

for all the people with less than 10, holy fuck i feel sorry...and i would die, i love chomping my meat into oblivion with my full set of teeth and garbage truck sized mouth, not having that pleasure every day would destroy me.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

I have 30 teeth. never had to have any pulled out but I have had one filling. Quite surprised with how well my teeth actually look considering the amount of Fanta I drink and how much chocolate and sweets I eat.

 

[Teh Ty]

30, 2 pulled out for braces, I think, though, I am getting my braces out in 12 days, though.

 

[Artina89]

31. I have a missing wisdom tooth on my top right that never materialised. It must run in the family as my mother and my maternal grandfather never had a top right wisdom tooth. The 31 teeth I do have are well looked after. I have never had a filling or needed braces, and I hope that will continue to be the case.

 

[thiosk]

Full set of 32 chompers. My enormous mouth can accomodate them all. Poll is flawed-- i'm fairly certain 25 is the result of some serious yanking and more than 32 is somewhat a deformity as well.

31. I have a missing wisdom tooth on my top right that never materialised. It must run in the family as my mother and my maternal grandfather never had a top right wisdom tooth. The 31 teeth I do have are well looked after. I have never had a filling or needed braces, and I hope that will continue to be the case.

MUTANT! Warn your future mate before reproducing. Its only polite, since the government hasn't yet implemented strict mutant reporting laws that I keep suggesting.

 

[AngryMongoose]

28 with the 29th currently half poking through the gum. Probably some more mostly formed waiting to erupt.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

26. had to get two pulled out for braces. There's probably some genetics involved as well, as my Dad only has three incisors on his top set.

 

[Agarth]

"12 Dick-face! What's yours?"
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
I actually have 24 teeth.