Poll: How often do you curse?

[The Funslinger]

All the fantastical ferret fucking time!

Stephen Fry agrees.


Do I win?

Came here to post that very video, my good bro.

OT: All the time. Provided I'm not around any family members, or authority figures (aside from my boss, who gives exactly zero shits) on average, I have at least one swear word casually dropped into about every third sentence that passes my lips.

I see nothing wrong with that.

 

[In Search of Username]

I curse all the time, because people who get offended by cursing are fucking idiots, so it's a good way to test the people you're talking to. Not that I'm aggressive or anything, just general casual swearing, because it feels good.

 

[Berithil]

Huh, hard to say. I normally don't swear. I save swearing for when its really warranted.

Basically, if you hear me swear, somethins goin down.....

 

[Dogstile]

Funnily enough online i'm rather well spoken. In real life I rarely go five sentences without swearing.

 

[TehCookie]

When I'm angry or hanging out with friends, which doesn't translate into days well. If I'm at home relaxing I won't swear at all, if I'm with friends I'll swear every chance I get.

 

[DanielBrown]

Oh, all the time...
A common enhancer in the Swedish language is "jävla/jävlar", which comes from "djävlar", meaning "devils". Used a lot like "fucking good/bad" for example. We also use the Swedish word for shit(skit) like this a lot.
"Fan", "Satan" and "helvete" are also commonly used. First two being different words for Satan, the last one meaning hell.

 

[Gaiseric]

More than I should, but less since I realized a coworker of mine doesn't like to hear that kind of language and he's a cool dude so I don't want to bug him.

 

[F'Angus]

When I'm on my own, very much. When I'm around my parents not at all.

It does annoy me when people come to my house and curse.

 

[BathorysGraveland]

Pretty much every fucking chance I get.

It's a bad habit, but after all these years (early years when I swore because it was "cool") it isn't something I can easily keep under control, since it is now almost as natural to me as breathing. It actually worries me, to a degree, because I don't want to ruin future social relationships because of it.

 

[Platypus540]

A lot normally, but I am able to turn it off in serious or formal situations.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I try not to but there are certain friends I curse a lot with. I have one I work with and we end up using the F word pretty casually.

Context is everything I guess.

 

[Rule Britannia]

I swear a little more than I should. I used to live in England, now living in Canada, so I usually use the typical british curse words "bollocks", "ponce" not many people know what they mean so as long as I don't portray my anger through my tone of voice I get away with it

 

[Cyfu]

I curse all the fucking time.
I live in Sør-Trøndelag for fucks sake.
If we don't curse, we sleep.

(It's in Norway)

 

[J. Mazarin]

I fucking swear all the god-damn time. Can't stop for shit.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

Saw thread, thought this:

Then found out you meant swearing.....

 

[Folix]

nearly every scentence i utter contains a swearword, if not two. i try to mix things up, get creative with the actual words

 

[solemnwar]

The only time I don't curse is when there are young children around, or at work.

Although I curse at work as long as there's no customers in the store LOL
You should see us. Something bad will happen, we'll be all "Wait... *look around store* Okay. FUCK!"

We're terrible =D

The vitriol aimed at my computers when they act up thought... hoo boy.

I swear a little more than I should. I used to live in England, now living in Canada, so I usually use the typical british curse words "bollocks", "ponce" not many people know what they mean so as long as I don't portray my anger through my tone of voice I get away with it

I use "bugger" and "bloody" and "bollocks" from time-to-time. Never "ponce" though, it never felt... stress-relieving enough hahahaha
(Also: Yay Canadia! Where abouts? I live in the dead centre, Manitoba )

 

[Evil Smurf]

I swear under my breath mostly, unless I am around some of my friends, or angry or drunk. When watching Pulp Fiction my swearing goes up ************

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I tend to say "damn" and "hell" often, along with the occasional "son of a *****", and I sometimes launch Cluster F-Bombs when playing Left 4 Dead or other games, but I don't really say anything else.

 

[malestrithe]

Whenever I choose to.