Poll: How often do you masturbate?!

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Skatologist

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I will never have an opportunity as good as this to share this video, so... Sorry for the immaturity, but I kind of just had to share. :)
 

smithy_2045

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More often than I probably should, but fuck it, it feels good, helps me get to sleep at night, and it's not like I have someone else in my life to currently take care of that need.
 

Barbas

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Pinkamena said:
Too be honest, it's gone drastically down lately. I just don't get horny as easily anymore. Once a week maybe.
Maybe it's because there's pressing science to be done. Or that you just live in a breathtaking part of the world. With poor internet. Actually, I'd be surprised if that third part is true. It's supposed to be especially good in France and Germany...

Eddie the head said:
Mostly just when I have nothing better to do. And considering I've been unemployed for a few months I'll let you do the math.

Edit. I just wanted to say I think it's lovely that the one thing that can bring us all together is porn.
So, in a way, the internet really is fulfilling its purpose. Perhaps not in the way that is was meant to, but I am beginning to think this may be better. Not to mention funnier.

Bara_no_Hime said:
insaninater said:
Sorry to just kinda jump in, but if you're looking for comic porn, and you don't know what exhentai is, you should check it out.
I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.
I promised myself I wouldn't come back. I guess another fairy just lost its wings. :c

So, this "Slipshine" of which you speak (that'd be a great nickname for the automotive and porn industry), what can you tell...er...us? Any particular artists or authors of note? I did wonder about a site like that at one stage, but I'd really have to be sure I found one I was going to stick with if I ever ended up paying a subscription to something on the internet. I used to pay an antivirus subscription and that was frankly enough for me... :/

There are...some artists I could probably name whose work has blown many things including my mind, but I don't think I should list them lest I swerve the topic further from the original question...I'm not really sure how far would be too far.
 

Skatologist

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geK0 said:
I can't believe this thread is still front page x D
With how open everyone is, I'd expect we'd get a literal "show us your junk thread' within the next few weeks. Wait...*idea pops in head*...nah, I'll wait.
 

x EvilErmine x

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About once a day. More sometimes depending on mood. I'm quite a...um, how do you say horny person but without the negative connotations or coming across as creepy? It's like the slightest thing can get me going, a flash of boob, a little leg, even a sexy look (Actually especially a sexy look, eyes are the first thing I usually notice about a woman, that's a bit weird for a guy right?) I'm not a compleet hound before anyone gets any ideas but I do sometimes have to take the mental equivalent of a cold shower.

As for stimulation then it's an about equal mix of imagination and porn.

, I think it was someone on the first page who said that she could have several orgasms an hour if she wanted. Well I'm not quite up to seven, five is my maximum, or it might have been six. Recovery times are variable between guys. I'm lucky(?) that I only take about 10 minutes, less if I'm with a partner as they can 'help'.

Capcha: whoa there

lol, strangely appropriate.
 

viscomica

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Not a lot.
The frequency of that habit varies from month to month.
But yeah, generally speaking, once a week or so.
 

BathorysGraveland2

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geK0 said:
I can't believe this thread is still front page x D
Well to be honest, these sorts of threads are almost always more interesting and entertaining than the majority of crap that comes up on here. So it's no real surprise :D
 

mysecondlife

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IF WE HAPPEN TO MEET IN REAL LIFE, I AM NOT SHAKING ANY ONE OF YOUR HANDS. NO OFFENSE!

Not so much. Its not a regular thing for me. Don't remember the last time I masturbated.
 

Barbas

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When I do, I whistle like a kettle on a stove.
I was expecting you to say you levitated and hummed like a small aerial drone in a state of nirvana. O_O

CrystalViolet said:
I really wish I had posted in here while this topic was still popular :(
I wouldn't worry about it. If there's one thing that's popular in this crazy, crazy world, that thing is masturbation.

OT: It can sometimes aid concentration. When you're done, I mean. You can't exactly concentrate on something else when...er...Willy's going to the circus? >_>
 

Ieyke

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Sometimes I'll go a week or more and not.
Sometimes I'll go 10 rounds wrestling Polyphemus in one day...just because I can.

Kinda depends how bored I am.
 

Starik20X6

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It seems to depend on my relationship status- if I'm single, I reckon I would probably average once a day. If I do happen to be seeing a very (un?)lucky lady, my desire to help myself out drops to near zero. I guess having someone else to do it with just kills any desire to do it alone.

Captcha: more chocolate. Well, I suppose giving that to the right person does help fix the alone situation...
 

CrystalViolet

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Okay, since people are still talking about this and I haven't completely missed the boat...

It depends. I have quite a lot of casual sex with strangers which of course lessens the need a bit. Other than that? A lot. Ummm.... pretty much any time I get bored and I get bored easily. It's also not difficult to set me off so all it takes is a stray boob from a pretty girl to brush off me before I need to make a "quick stop".

I have a very active imagination.

It could be at any time of the day but usually in the evenings after work. Sometimes at work if something tickles me the right way (see above).

"Inappropriate setting": Oooooooooohhhh, I could tell you some stories!

I think about things of which describing would get me banned.
 

crimson5pheonix

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So I just went at it with one finger to see if I could and it worked. Quite well in fact. "It" lasted noticeably longer doing it that way.

Science, ho!
 

DayDark

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Several times a week, not necessarily every day, but close. It's just a good way to clear the head and like get it out of the way so you can do other stuff afterwards. I'm living with my girlfriend so it really mostly happens when she isn't around. Not necessarily, because she can handle it instead but because she takes offense to it, and sometimes it's just not about me wanting sex, it's more like a brain reboot.
 

FriendlyFyre

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Okay, honesty time. Definitely once a day, definitely with a lot of visual aid. Usually at night.

More explicitly, I bide my time while checking out videos, and can spend hours working up to the "Space shuttle launch." If I'm done and I really fight the exhaustion that comes (heh) afterwards, I can keep looking and wait for another "Slug" to fill my rifle's chamber.

I was late to the party, and it seems that I'm making up for lost time. It's definitely affected how I get aroused with an actual partner, and I do think that I need to cut back if I want to make sure we can actually "make the beast with two backs" without them doing all the work.

I'm in a bind currently because the more I learn about porn, the more I feel like I hypocrite taking about Feminist issues. I also think it's kind of sad that instead of the last thing I do before going to bed being closing a book, it's closing my laptop:/

"Herking my jerkin" feels like it's replaced a lot of my creative drive, and that's worrying feeling. I can't tell if I have a large sex drive, or if I'm just so accustomed to the habit that saying "down boy" doesn't often occur to me.

this clip from Weeds came right to mind after hearing all these great euphemisms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJkEwbVdcQY