Poll: How often do you masturbate?!

[Chris Moses]

I do the deed once a day to every other day. I've slowed down a bit now that I am 39...

I usually use a visual aid but I am quite capable of coming up with vivid and amazingly detailed fantasies, some of which are like other worlds I retreat into for a time.

I usually do it in the evening.

The most inappropriate setting I was involved in was when I was 16-17 years old on a family camping trip in my dad's 25 ft. travel trailer while myself, my dad, and step mom were all trying to sleep. Here is a little excerpt from that experience.
ME: (trying to be slow and gentle)
Dad: "Why is the trailer shaking?!"
Me: "I'm scratching an itch" (proceeds to finish myself off while being extremely and PAINFULLY slow and gentle)
To this day I would be absolutely mortified if my dad ever figured out what I was really up to (maybe he did, just let me have my fantasy that my lie worked!). Other than that I've actually had sex in more in appropriate settings than I've tugged it. (The beach while cars where driving by with us in full view, the showers of a park visitor center, the steps of a convention center and getting caught by security and various other secluded but still public areas)

This next question... What do you think about? You wanna know how sick and twisted I can be?

Spoiler: you asked for it!

Well there's various castration and genital torture fantasies. There is the Christian all boys school where the school masters use machines to make sure the students don't spill their seed on the ground and waste it. And, then there is the post apocalyptic tribe of women that keep men as sex slaves (with castration being a common form of punishment should the slaves displease their masters).

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

I binge-fap about once a week where I do it several times in one day.

You know, for lost time.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

I've heard of slipshine it seems good but I'm worried I could waste waaaaaay too much time digging through trying to find the perfect comic

I just read em all. ^^

yes and I will read it at some point!

Yay!

well a sex scene is a perfectly legit thing to have in a story but....yeeah

Yup. Had artistic merit and everything. Good times.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Sorry to just kinda jump in, but if you're looking for comic porn, and you don't know what exhentai is, you should check it out.

I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

I'm a bit of a sex addict so yeah. I'm at the point where I don't even get pleasure from it anymore I just have an urge to do it.

 

[Roxas1359]

I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.

Since the crackdown from Japan on anime and manga, Fakku got hit hard with DMCA claims and ended up having to take down a lot of stuff, and over time more stuff is getting taken down. However, due to this whole debacle Jacob, the site founder, was able to negotiate with the main people doing the DMCA take downs and Fakku now legally can publish and translate works from authors published by Wani Books, while also distributing them uncensored unlike the original scans which were the censored Japanese versions only translated. They apparently upload it to the site and you can buy a digital copy from their and read it on their site, and download it as much as you want. A lot of fan translators were also hit hard during that, being forced to actually disband or face legal actions, but the most prominent one that uploaded a lot, Lusty Lady Project, reformed under a new name.

OT: From that response to Bara, should be obvious what I do sometimes. In all honestly it's not really a daily thing, just every once and a while when I decide to. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go die of embarrassment for typing this out.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Once or twice daily, minimum. Helps me sleep at night.

...not that that explains why the thread title question is so emphatic.

Sorry to just kinda jump in, but if you're looking for comic porn, and you don't know what exhentai is, you should check it out.

I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.

HOLY SHIT! It even has VNs (albiet a rather limited library). FAKKU wins.

Oh, seriously? I'll have to check and see if it has anything on my "to-play" list.

CAPTCHA: Thank You

 

[Zontar]

Several times a day. Same reason as most: helps me sleep and it's not like I don't enjoy it.

Sorry to just kinda jump in, but if you're looking for comic porn, and you don't know what exhentai is, you should check it out.

I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.

HOLY SHIT! It even has VNs (albiet a rather limited library). FAKKU wins.

Oh, seriously? I'll have to check and see if it has anything on my "to-play" list.

CAPTCHA: Thank You

Meh, Fakku has a good UI, but the content is... lacking, in terms of numbers.

Now g.e-hentai, THAT has a fair deal of content. Only real problem is it only lets you open about 200 images every 24 hours.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Sorry to just kinda jump in, but if you're looking for comic porn, and you don't know what exhentai is, you should check it out.

I generally prefer Fakku. No login required and everything is freshly fan translated.

Although I haven't been there since I got the Slipshine account.

HOLY SHIT! It even has VNs (albiet a rather limited library). FAKKU wins.

Oh, seriously? I'll have to check and see if it has anything on my "to-play" list.

CAPTCHA: Thank You

Meh, Fakku has a good UI, but the content is... lacking, in terms of numbers.

Now g.e-hentai, THAT has a fair deal of content. Only real problem is it only lets you open about 200 images every 24 hours.

I'm on the exhentai side (haven't run into the image limit recently, so either I've slowed down or having a login increases the limit), but neither part has VNs to my knowledge. Granted, I only go into the comics themselves, maybe there's something in the rest of the site?

 

[L. Declis]

Way too much (once every two days) considering I have a fiance. She likes it when I climax, and it is hard to do consistently after wanking so much when I was single. I really need to stop altogether for her sake.

I get this. I used to practise trying not to orgasm so quickly when I had sex that now and masturbating so often to porn, I find that sometimes I just can't cum which then annoys her.

When I know she's coming, then I tend to spend a few days away from the internet to bring myself back to normal.

 

[Aesir23]

I'm a 25-year old virgin posting on a message board about video games.

Take a guess.

Spoiler

...what am I doing with my life...

*notices pony avatar* ...mother of god

Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.

And yes, I hate myself for it.

If it's any consolation, I'm also a 25 year old virgin posting on a message board about video games. Just without the pony avatar.

We should start a club.

Can I join? I'm nearing 30 though, is that a problem?

Of course. I'm turning 26 next month so I'd have to rescind my Mid-20s Virgin Club card if I said otherwise.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

I'm a 25-year old virgin posting on a message board about video games.

Take a guess.

Spoiler

...what am I doing with my life...

*notices pony avatar* ...mother of god

Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.

And yes, I hate myself for it.

If it's any consolation, I'm also a 25 year old virgin posting on a message board about video games. Just without the pony avatar.

We should start a club.

Can I join? I'm nearing 30 though, is that a problem?

Of course. I'm turning 26 next month so I'd have to rescind my Mid-20s Virgin Club card if I said otherwise.

Great! (I'm 29 in Feb..) By the way, when do we get our magical powers? I'm really looking forward to that. ^^

*Edit* wait..'85 to ´15..thats..30 ..wow..ok.. I'm 30 next Feb, not 29..heh

 

[Aesir23]

I'm a 25-year old virgin posting on a message board about video games.

Take a guess.

Spoiler

...what am I doing with my life...

*notices pony avatar* ...mother of god

Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.

And yes, I hate myself for it.

If it's any consolation, I'm also a 25 year old virgin posting on a message board about video games. Just without the pony avatar.

We should start a club.

Can I join? I'm nearing 30 though, is that a problem?

Of course. I'm turning 26 next month so I'd have to rescind my Mid-20s Virgin Club card if I said otherwise.

Great! (I'm 29 in Feb..) By the way, when do we get our magical powers? I'm really looking forward to that. ^^

*Edit* wait..'85 to ´15..thats..30 ..wow..ok.. I'm 30 next Feb, not 29..heh

I have no idea on the magical powers front but I hear we get a movie deal if we make it to 40.

 

[Adam Lester]

I don't masturbate, I thunderbate.

 

[gxs]

I'm a 25-year old virgin posting on a message board about video games.

Take a guess.

Spoiler

...what am I doing with my life...

*notices pony avatar* ...mother of god

Yes, yes, I'm the personal embodiment of every stereotype everyone has about that show's fandom.

And yes, I hate myself for it.

If it's any consolation, I'm also a 25 year old virgin posting on a message board about video games. Just without the pony avatar.

We should start a club.

Can I join? I'm nearing 30 though, is that a problem?

Of course. I'm turning 26 next month so I'd have to rescind my Mid-20s Virgin Club card if I said otherwise.

Great! (I'm 29 in Feb..) By the way, when do we get our magical powers? I'm really looking forward to that. ^^

*Edit* wait..'85 to ´15..thats..30 ..wow..ok.. I'm 30 next Feb, not 29..heh

I have no idea on the magical powers front but I hear we get a movie deal if we make it to 40.

Nah. That deal was already made. The new limit is 50 now.

Back OT:
I do it often but it depends on my wife (yeah a shocker that even married people do this). If she's tired I just leave her be and help myself.

 

[karloss01]

Spoiler: What do you mean?

multiple times a week, generally out of boredom;its a good thing I'm a guy otherwise my female self wouldn't leave the house!

 

[Pinkamena]

Too be honest, it's gone drastically down lately. I just don't get horny as easily anymore. Once a week maybe.

 

[Eddie the head]

Mostly just when I have nothing better to do. And considering I've been unemployed for a few months I'll let you do the math.

Edit. I just wanted to say I think it's lovely that the one thing that can bring us all together is porn.

 

[seventy two]

Now g.e-hentai, THAT has a fair deal of content. Only real problem is it only lets you open about 200 images every 24 hours.

Never personally had issue with the cap, but my cap says that it regens 1 per minute(1440/day if spaced out). Can't say anything for certain though, and these days I use ex instead. (And to anyone viewing this, exhentai is not really worth the hassle compared to g.e)

Now to answer the thread question, daily, but if I am having a lazy mourning I might make time for an extra.

 

[nomzy]

Usually somewhere around 10 times a week.
I get real antsy if I skip a day, it's kind of annoying actually.