Not The Bees said:
I can do it for an hour and get several orgasms in, because it's fucking awesome to be a woman
This right here. **high fives Not The Bees**
Edit: And this:
EeveeElectro said:
The female orgasm is so awesome I'm surprised we don't go around masturbating constantly.
I usually attribute that to the vaginal orgasm. Those are so good. Clitoral orgasms are just nice, but they're so quick, easy, and convenient! Of course, every vagina is different, so I'm sure other women have a different experience.
OT: Anyway, to answer the questions (because I know you all want to know)...
geK0 said:
How frequently do fine ladies and gentlemen of the Escapist shuck your oysters, butter your corn, stir your honey pots, or hold the sausage hostage?
Generally speaking, between two to four times a day, depending on other factors. Having a lot of sex with my spouse may or may not affect this number (we typically have sex once or twice a day, so having "a lot" of sex usually means something like having sex four or more times per day).
geK0 said:
Do you require visual aid to really whip your cream? Or do you only need your imagination to frost your pastries?
It depends. I like visual aids sometimes - with a preference for comic-based porn (such as hentai). I also enjoy the occasional video.
I also enjoy plain text porn, such as romance novels and other erotic stories. I tend to be pickier about this, so I only go for the top quality erotica (such as the works of Jacqueline Carey).
Finally, I can rely entirely on imagination, but to do so I typically have to put it to paper (or Word doc anyway) by writing my own erotica.
geK0 said:
At what time of the day do you baste your ham?
I like to flood the canoe in the mornings when I first wake up, in the afternoon after I get home from work, and in the evening before bed.
geK0 said:
Have you ever liquidated your inventory in an inappropriate setting?
Nope. I've done mutual activities in inappropriate locations, but I can't think of any masturbatory incidents in public.
Well, unless you count teenage blunders. I do have a couple of funny stories about trying to have cyber sex on a dialup computer in a room with no doors (open archway to the hallway).
geK0 said:
What do you think about while playing some 5v1?
Usually whatever fantasy situation I'm enjoying. If I'm reading a story, then I'm invested in the story. That goes for plain text or comic porn. I don't really go for much porn that lacks a story, so... yeah, pretty much that.