Poll: How Will the World End in 2012?

[Smooth Operator]

A singularity starts to tear through to space/time of our galaxy and we get to experience the whole thing.

 

[thedevilscousin]

Skynet will launch.... On the other hand i'd wish for a pony apocalypse

You know, the two things aren't necessarily unrelated.

Could be, could be

Also i would like to add that Ragnarök(the norse mythology apocalypse) would be awesome, it'd be something like this: Loki breaks out of the chains that are made of his children's guts and teams up with Surtr(which is a fire sword wielding titan) and an army of giants, where they shall sail upon the final battlefield on a ship made out of dead men's nails with the gods waiting for them and the final battle between good and evil commences, wolves shall swallow the sun and moon, the sky turns red and fenris joins the battle(a wolf so huge he has to crouch to not fall out of the world). Would be more awesome than Chuck Norris fighting Bruce Campbell!

 

[Adrian Madhog]

Skynet will launch.... On the other hand i'd wish for a pony apocalypse

You know, the two things aren't necessarily unrelated.

Could be, could be

Also i would like to add that Ragnarök(the norse mythology apocalypse) would be awesome, it'd be something like this: Loki breaks out of the chains that are made of his children's guts and teams up with Surtr(which is a fire sword wielding titan) and an army of giants, where they shall sail upon the final battlefield on a ship made out of dead men's nails with the gods waiting for them and the final battle between good and evil commences, wolves shall swallow the sun and moon, the sky turns red and fenris joins the battle(a wolf so huge he has to crouch to not fall out of the world). Would be more awesome than Chuck Norris fighting Bruce Campbell!

Don't forget about the Niddhogg! He should be able to devour the Yggdrasil at that time, if I'm not mistaken...

 

[thedevilscousin]

Skynet will launch.... On the other hand i'd wish for a pony apocalypse

You know, the two things aren't necessarily unrelated.

Could be, could be

Also i would like to add that Ragnarök(the norse mythology apocalypse) would be awesome, it'd be something like this: Loki breaks out of the chains that are made of his children's guts and teams up with Surtr(which is a fire sword wielding titan) and an army of giants, where they shall sail upon the final battlefield on a ship made out of dead men's nails with the gods waiting for them and the final battle between good and evil commences, wolves shall swallow the sun and moon, the sky turns red and fenris joins the battle(a wolf so huge he has to crouch to not fall out of the world). Would be more awesome than Chuck Norris fighting Bruce Campbell!

Don't forget about the Niddhogg! He should be able to devour the Yggdrasil at that time, if I'm not mistaken...

Yes he devours the roots and the tree of life dies, i think at least. Also, prior to this apocalypse is a fimbulvetr, don't think we had one of those(three years of winter basically)

 

[Atmos Duality]

Powerful Potato Elementals will be exposed to raw Communism, thus corrupting their original ties with Mother Earth and turning them into Vodka Elementals.

They will then proceed to rampage across the globe, slaying all mere mortals by destroying their livers.

Our only hope of stopping them...is Keith Richards.

...
Yeah, that's all I got. Maybe my prophetic receiver is out of alignment...

 

[AngryMongoose]

In July 2011, Justin Beiber will announce, following his success in the music industry, that he will begin production of Films, Games, and Assorted Media. By September, Beiber Media Group will have gained control of 89% of the planets wealth and resources, having expanded into all areas of production. Within the month, the ideologies of Capitalism, Communism and Anarchism are united as Beiber employs the whole population with equal pay and dissolves the worlds governments. By November everyone on earth will be united in harmony and opinion, and by early December, all independent thought will have ceased. However, within the early months of 2012 a growing contingent of super-powered spider-men, dissatisfied by their inability to shot-web, will slowly regain consciousness and, seeing the new Empire for the soulless hivemind it is, band together to destroy the new world by revealing it's true nature. The resulting terrorist war will wipe out 90% of the population, while the remaining 10% will commit ritual suicide after witnessing the death of their species and the horror that preceded it, and which they partook in. Then the world will be eaten by a giant space octopus.

Given that we're making shit up, may as well go all out.

 

[Adrian Madhog]

Skynet will launch.... On the other hand i'd wish for a pony apocalypse

You know, the two things aren't necessarily unrelated.

Could be, could be

Also i would like to add that Ragnarök(the norse mythology apocalypse) would be awesome, it'd be something like this: Loki breaks out of the chains that are made of his children's guts and teams up with Surtr(which is a fire sword wielding titan) and an army of giants, where they shall sail upon the final battlefield on a ship made out of dead men's nails with the gods waiting for them and the final battle between good and evil commences, wolves shall swallow the sun and moon, the sky turns red and fenris joins the battle(a wolf so huge he has to crouch to not fall out of the world). Would be more awesome than Chuck Norris fighting Bruce Campbell!

Don't forget about the Niddhogg! He should be able to devour the Yggdrasil at that time, if I'm not mistaken...

Aaaaah... Norse Mythology. I wonder who'd win a mud wrestling contest between the Three Norns, Uror, Verthandy and Skuld?

Yes he devours the roots and the tree of life dies, i think at least. Also, prior to this apocalypse is a fimbulvetr, don't think we had one of those(three years of winter basically)

 

[Adrian Madhog]

In July 2011, Justin Beiber will announce, following his success in the music industry, that he will begin production of Films, Games, and Assorted Media. By September, Beiber Media Group will have gained control of 89% of the planets wealth and resources, having expanded into all areas of production. Within the month, the ideologies of Capitalism, Communism and Anarchism are united as Beiber employs the whole population with equal pay and dissolves the worlds governments. By November everyone on earth will be united in harmony and opinion, and by early December, all independent thought will have ceased. However, within the early months of 2012 a growing contingent of super-powered spider-men, dissatisfied by their inability to shot-web, will slowly regain consciousness and, seeing the new Empire for the soulless hivemind it is, band together to destroy the new world by revealing it's true nature. The resulting terrorist war will wipe out 90% of the population, while the remaining 10% will commit ritual suicide after witnessing the death of their species and the horror that preceded it, and which they partook in. Then the world will be eaten by a giant space octopus.

Given that we're making shit up, may as well go all out.

I think you just won the Internet, sir.

 

[Adrian Madhog]

In July 2011, Justin Beiber will announce, following his success in the music industry, that he will begin production of Films, Games, and Assorted Media. By September, Beiber Media Group will have gained control of 89% of the planets wealth and resources, having expanded into all areas of production. Within the month, the ideologies of Capitalism, Communism and Anarchism are united as Beiber employs the whole population with equal pay and dissolves the worlds governments. By November everyone on earth will be united in harmony and opinion, and by early December, all independent thought will have ceased. However, within the early months of 2012 a growing contingent of super-powered spider-men, dissatisfied by their inability to shot-web, will slowly regain consciousness and, seeing the new Empire for the soulless hivemind it is, band together to destroy the new world by revealing it's true nature. The resulting terrorist war will wipe out 90% of the population, while the remaining 10% will commit ritual suicide after witnessing the death of their species and the horror that preceded it, and which they partook in. Then the world will be eaten by a giant space octopus.

Given that we're making shit up, may as well go all out.

Okay, here's one: God has diarrhea and the whole world is covered in divine feces. Shit-eating bugs become rulers of the planet. How about that?

 

[Kwaren]

I for one, welcome our pony overlords.

 

[Adrian Madhog]

On behalf of the Department of Science Fiction and The Geeks Who Love It, I send you this message. http://amongtheweird.deviantart.com/art/2012-ya-ll-171407947 Now you can take comfort knowing your ass is saved.

Uhm, have I just got Doctor Who'd?

 

[Alphakirby]

So... let's pretend all those crazy nutcases who thinks the world is going to end one year from now are right. Would would be the cause?

Well if we're going for CRAZY Nutcase...
The Ponies are taking over... THE PONIES ARE TAKING OVER! WE'RE DOOMED, DOOMED, DOOMED I TELL YA!

If we're going for just nutcase,I've always thought the world would just get in a war and nuke itself over.

I posted this in the other thread but meh...

This is how the world will end...

^Pretty much this

 

[Adrian Madhog]

So... let's pretend all those crazy nutcases who thinks the world is going to end one year from now are right. Would would be the cause?

Well if we're going for CRAZY Nutcase...
The Ponies are taking over... THE PONIES ARE TAKING OVER! WE'RE DOOMED, DOOMED, DOOMED I TELL YA!

If we're going for just nutcase,I've always thought the world would just get in a war and nuke itself over.

I posted this in the other thread but meh...

This is how the world will end...

^Pretty much this

That would be so lame.

 

[Nieroshai]

I can't even PRETEND 2012 will be the end, that''s how much I hate hearing it. But if I had to, I'd say IF it's true it HAS to be a solar event. But zombies would do.

 

[RTR]

I was reading this article about how allegedly the world will end on may 21 2011, but that theory lost me with extensive over-analysis of the Bible and this idea that Satan himself has taken over the spirit of the Christian church.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Nothing will happen.
The same as Y2K. NOTHING will happen.

Maybe we got the dates wrong MAYBE Y2K WILL HAPPEN ON DECEMBER 21 2012!

 

[FalloutJack]

All of these are wrong. We shall all be conquered by the kingdom of Strongbadia (Population: Tire).