Poll: If Anita Sarkeesian and Zoë Quinn Were Drowning in a Whirlpool...

[PsychicTaco115]

Truly, this has puzzled internet goers for a few days about this whole thing about "women" and "games" and whatnot

But if a hypothetical whirlpool were to grab the two when they were together not like that, you perverts, who would the internet blame for such shenanigans?

I would have thought aliens, but now...

I don't know

Probably the Jews as usual

 

[The White Hunter]

Obviously they would ***** at moviebob, he did make that video about PC gaming a few years back after all, it's clearly his doing.

 

[Caiphus]

Barack Obama, what with his trying to convince wimmin that they can swim with his "Yes we can!" bulllllshet.

Got dam.

 

[Euryalus]

You know these things can never come back no matter how hard you try right?

Give up taco, it was a crazy ride while it lasted

But if blame needs to be laid, well then clearly it was the left handed. All them. You left handers have been plotting behind our backs for years. Now there's proof!

Whirlpools spin counter clockwise! ...They do... don't look it up. The coriolis effect and such other science is nonsense.

 

[kailus13]

Probably the Jews

Of course it's the Jews silly, they rule the world you know!

Obama isn't someone to blame, he's someone to thank. All over the internet you can see the words "Thanks Obama!"

(I don't actually know who Barbara Streisand is. Something about a house?)

Of course, we all know who should be blamed. Damn you Baron von Whirlpool!

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

They're back! They're back! Makes me so happy to see these threads return, if even for a little while!

Anyway... I'd blame this guy. Yep, that guy there. How could you let this happen!

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd blame Daystar.

Pesky bugger's gone unpunished and unblamed for too long!

 

[JoJo]

Nah, this is all a false flag by the reptilians so they can steal our video games, if you look closely you can see the lines on their necks where their masks join together.

 

[krazykidd]

Zoe quinn.

I have no love for Anita whatshername at all.

BUT. Since i can't swim, unfortunately, i wouldn't be able to save either.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I'd blame Daystar.

Pesky bugger's gone unpunished and unblamed for too long!

Yes, he's responsible, definitely.

*Hides Invasion forces*

MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

 

[San Martin]

If both of them were drowning in a whirlpool I'd just have to save the dog. It's my dog and I love it.

 

[The White Hunter]

Obviously they would ***** at moviebob, he did make that video about PC gaming a few years back after all, it's clearly his doing.

Silly Moviebob, causing Anita and Zo to drown and stuff! If only he didn't froth at the mouth over The Amazing Spider-Man 2, that is what caused this to happen!

Man I know right.

And if only he didn't like Nintendo so much then there wouldn't be Ebola.

What a jerk

 

[Exius Xavarus]

I would blame Anita and Zoe. Because they were together. You can't have that much controversy in such close proximity, fools, it causes bad things to happen!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I would instead turn around and teach martial arts to the nearest turtle that has been flipped onto it's back.

 

[HannesPascal]

Always blame Obama. The more unrelated to American politics the better. If you're in Belgium and drop your waffle blame Obama. Also I wouldn't save anyone of them it would give the stranger that drowned in the whirlpool some company.