Poll: If you were sentenced to death, what method you choose?

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Reincarnatedwolfgod

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Death from laughter.
as other poeple already said said death by snu-snu but i take a pain killer so i feel no pain.

over all i still choose Death from laughter just because you die happy

Hal10k said:
Beaten to death by the Dalai Lama.
that's just absurd
 

demoman_chaos

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Give me a sword and stick me against a horde, I die in a blaze of glory. I die in battle so I may continue onto Valhalla.
 

DarkRyter

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Firing squad.

Wait, no squad. Just one guy.

One ************ to hold a gun to my head why I scream at him to pull the trigger as he hesitates like a fat baby.
 

DiabloBub666

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If possible, death by sensory overload. Through taste. I'd like to eat a meal so delicious it literally kills me.
 

Insomniac55

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My problem with the death sentance isn't the idea of killing someone... I think some crimes are unforgiveable. However, the fact is, humans make mistakes. There have been multiple instances of death row inmates being found innocent in light of new evidence. Death is just too final... there's no turning back if you've got the wrong man. I'll pay my tax if it means not having state-sanctioned killing.

However, if I was condemned to death, and had to choose how it was done, I would choose death by explosion. And not the explosion of a grenade or a stick of dynamite... I mean, sitting on half a tonne of C4. Instant vaporisation. I would want to be so absolutely vapourised that within a picosecond there'd be nothing left but a fine pink mist. It seems the most painless way to go.
 

Sinclair Solutions

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Shot to the head.

Don't like needles.
Don't want to just dangle at the end of a noose.
Gas chamber...just...no.

Let's make it quick and painless, yes?
 

Sniper Team 4

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I want to die fighting. Give me a sword, stick me in a charge, and let me tear into the enemy until they finally kill me. Of course, since wars aren't fought that way anymore, I'm not sure how well that would work out. Still, if given the choice, that's how I'd want to go out.
 

Biosophilogical

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Dango said:
Being sent on a secret mission behind enemy lines that guarantees death.
This sounds like fun, as long as I get enough training to accomplish my mission first. If I'm going out, I want it to mean something.
 

darkfire613

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I would want single combat to the death. Myself verses whoever my executioner appoints. If I die, it's over. If I live, I'm granted freedom.

Barring that, of the options in the poll, I would want the firing squad. last year for school I had to do a report on the labor activist Joe Hill, and his last word before being killed by firing squad was "Fire!" I want to have a moment as badass as that.
 

Faux Furry

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I'm going to have to go with full body organ transplant operation with each bit going to the waiting list recipient right before what are still my own eyes until they are someone else's eyes.
There's no sense in letting it all go to waste, now is there?
 

LordBojangles

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Firing squad, but literally: as in, five flamethrowers--if only so that the people who have to watch my video Will will have something keep them entertained...
 

cainx10a

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Death by snu snu, with a lot of purty women :)

Or ... getting hanged from a very tall tree.
 

frizzlebyte

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Gladiator match.

If I win the match I go free.



Barring that, somehow a firing squad just seems like the most honorable way to be executed. But, at least with lethal injection you're asleep when you die.
 

Angus565

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I've got it all figured out.
The next super bowl halftime show will be my death.
I'll be fired from one end zone to the other via catapult and in mid-air I will be shot by a firing squad consisting of everyone in the stadium while the song "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias plays through all the speakers.